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Why I am stupid

Rman
Rman
As many of you may have noticed, most of my posts are pretty stupid. They often make no sense at all, or are just random comments. Some of you may like these posts about nothing, while others probably think I'm just an idiot. Well I am an idiot...just kidding. I post random stuff because it helps through this whole process. After all, we are all here on DS for a reason, right? Well, I don't want to let myself get into a frame of mind that would prevent me from being able to give my two daughters the love and strengh that they need in their childhood. So, I just stay stupid...positive. Now that I have cleared that matter up, I think I'm going to throw paperclips at my co-workers. They won't even know what hit em'...
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SOOOO...after the second glass of wine, he becomes a little flustered and started whimpering. I start looking around because I had NO IDEA what was happening....we were just sipping wine at that moment....OMG...I took two huge gulps of wine
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...he became a little agitated and looked at me and reached for my hand and held it TIGHT and he told me to excuse him but he was having a hot flash...WTF?????

*HOLD ME*
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ONCE he calmed down, he tells me that he needed to make me aware of something if he and I were to start something....I swallowed two more giant gulps of wine and asked him to fill my glass up again....
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50...break
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Oooo...and? Waiting here!
FrankTheGreat
FrankTheGreat
So TD was right? Your guy was a girl?
FrankTheGreat
FrankTheGreat
A menopausal girl, at that?
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...nooooooooooooooo...ZIP IT FOR Z'S SAKE...I'M ON A MEMORY STROLL...SSSSHHH.,..
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No NN'ing breaks! I need to hear this..

REFRESH
REFRESH
REFRESH

WHERE IS IT???!!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
OKAY...I'm feeling the wine and I looked over the wine glass at him and told him that he can tell me whatever is going on with him. He was still holding my hand sort of tightly and he was a bit sweaty. I took a breath and told him that he needed to let me have my hand back.

He told me that he had a tumor on his pituitary glad which did not allow his body to reproduce testosterone. And that he had forgotten to take his testosterone shot that day and that his estrogen was still too high...
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...he told me that he was a bit emotional and that he was getting better....and I kept gulping the wine and then, I blurted out: SO YOU ARE TURNING INTO A GIRL? Did you grow boobies? Is your skin getting softer? Tell me more....
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My cousin grew boobies once by eating too much chicken.

Hormonal chicken.

True story.

Z....what happened next?
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...his eyes became as big as saucers or oranges or orphan Annie....he couldn't believe that I wanted to know this....SO? WHY NOT KNOW? I mean...it was a medical mystery before my eyes.

He told me that his skin was getting softer and that his hair was getting thinner in texture but as long as gives himself the shots, he will be okay...then he winked at me....I DRANK MORE...gulp gulp gulp....

I told him that I was so glad that his shots ensured that his pipes were working but, my culture did not allow premarital kissing or sex.....he cried.

TADA!

this is why I don't date.
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Applause!!!

I love Z stories!

Take a bow, baby!