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Due to the poor economy, lack of concern by the public, and idiots referred to as Soon To Be Exes Valentines Day is hereby cancelled. The flowers at the florist can wither and die, we don't give a damn and the chocolates can melt because there isn't any sweet in heart. All cute Teddy Bears are hereby beheaded and impaled and all balloons are deflated.
Yes, that is right folks, we are canceling Valentines Day this year. Oh, and that son of a bitch named Cupid is wanted, dead or alive (preferred dead).
Any Questions?
Yes, that is right folks, we are canceling Valentines Day this year. Oh, and that son of a bitch named Cupid is wanted, dead or alive (preferred dead).
Any Questions?
(((HUG)))
In the year of our Lord, two thousand and nine, on the twenty fourth day in the month of January, Valentines Day is Officially canceled.
I will celebrate the dreaded day with cheer and chocolate (not that I need a reason for chocolate)!
"In Finland Valentine's Day is called Ystvnpiv which translates into "Friend's day". As the name indicates, this day is more about remembering all your friends, not only your loved ones. "
Where can I find this said Cupid?
Can I help behead the teddy bears?
Can I shoot the balloons instead of lettin them deflate?
Can I have the chocolate for my troubles?
WHO HAS ME???
Still, I'd be seeing Cupid doin' the Hempin' Jig and then be fitted for chains!