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and I will once again assert that regardless of leading and flirting, I'm WAY more sweet and innocent than you guys want to believe.
that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
uh huh. Exactly.
perhaps we could start a new greeting in America.
Takers?
LOL
His name was Benny.
He loved to play and frolic in the open fields...before they became overly developed.
Once the cities became built up, Benny would hide in the allyways and he would watch as people would go about their business in the streets.
Benny was amazed that people would walk into stores with nothing, then they would walk out into the streets with their arms full of good things to eat and tasty treats.
Benny wanted to know what this was all about, so one day he found some sunglasses and a hat in a trashcan. He put them on and went into town.
It was near Chicago, so it was very cold. And no one thought any differently of Benny, he looked like everyone else and fit right in.
So Benny went into the first store, it was full of food and other assorted things. He grabbed a cart (he had seen the people do this) and filled it full of goods. Then he walked over to the checkout line. He waited his turn, then he proceeded to put his goods on the belt.
The cashier rang up his purchases. She politely told Benny that he would need to pay over two-hundred dollars in order to take these things home.
Benny did not understand the concept of money or economics, so he ate the checkout girl.
One of the passing patrons in the store was impressed with Benny's performance.
The man asked Benny, "How would you like to eat all the people you can eat and make a good living doing it?"
Benny pondered the man's proposition, and quickly agreed.
Benny became a efficiency analyst for a big firm downtown and enjoys chowing down on blue collar workers. The white collar ones are usually stringy and so full of shit, they don't make for good eating.
And that's how Benny the bear got a desk job.
it's all you guys.