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I stopped a car last night and the driver had a visit from the dope ferry.
The dope ferry is a mythical creature that secretly sticks dope in people's pockets when they aren't paying attention. The dope ferry loves to mess with people in this way and she spends a lot of time cultivating her fields of narcotics so that she can plant lots of stuff on people. LOL
Last night I followed a car out of a drug area in Town. I stopped the car for having a tag light out. When I approached the car I noticed some plastic cigar cases in the front passenger side floor board (bingo...got a pot head). While I wrote out a warning ticket for the equipment violation I had a narcotics K-9 run the vehicle. Surprise, Surprise, the dog alerted on the car. We found marijuana in the car and some on the driver (only one person in the car).
I asked the driver what was in her pocket. She said it was Marijuana but she didn't know how this got into her pocket. I then asked the question...."So you had a visit from the dope ferry?" Puzzled, the driver looked at me and asked what I was talking about. I said "Do you expect me to believe that someone slipped dope into your car and your pants without you knowing it?"
The driver finally admitted that it was marijuana in her pocket and a friend had asked her to hold onto it for him. Whatever she wants to say, I had her dead to rights anyway but it was nice for to admit that it was marijuana and she knew that it was there!
Another officer made up the character of the Dope Ferry. We use it to show people how stupid their stories are.
Just in case we are wrong and she really exists....Beware of the Dope Ferry!
The dope ferry is a mythical creature that secretly sticks dope in people's pockets when they aren't paying attention. The dope ferry loves to mess with people in this way and she spends a lot of time cultivating her fields of narcotics so that she can plant lots of stuff on people. LOL
Last night I followed a car out of a drug area in Town. I stopped the car for having a tag light out. When I approached the car I noticed some plastic cigar cases in the front passenger side floor board (bingo...got a pot head). While I wrote out a warning ticket for the equipment violation I had a narcotics K-9 run the vehicle. Surprise, Surprise, the dog alerted on the car. We found marijuana in the car and some on the driver (only one person in the car).
I asked the driver what was in her pocket. She said it was Marijuana but she didn't know how this got into her pocket. I then asked the question...."So you had a visit from the dope ferry?" Puzzled, the driver looked at me and asked what I was talking about. I said "Do you expect me to believe that someone slipped dope into your car and your pants without you knowing it?"
The driver finally admitted that it was marijuana in her pocket and a friend had asked her to hold onto it for him. Whatever she wants to say, I had her dead to rights anyway but it was nice for to admit that it was marijuana and she knew that it was there!
Another officer made up the character of the Dope Ferry. We use it to show people how stupid their stories are.
Just in case we are wrong and she really exists....Beware of the Dope Ferry!
I think we all knew what was meant! ;-)
And, how do you get a visit...
Kidding. I'm a religious guy and don't go there. ... But, if there really was a Dope Ferry, most teenage kids would probably pray to it. So, funny...