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Rman 10/06/2009

Since this is a dating site, I thought it would be appropriate to talk about how eating can land you a mate.

The next time you are in a restaurant or diner, order a bowl of soup. Then look around the room to see if anyone is going to watch you eat that soup. As soon as you see someone looking at you, pucker up your lips, lean over and kiss the soup in the bowl...then lick it, look up and wink at the person while pretending your finger is a gun that you are firing at them...

If this doesn't land you a date, then try the same thing with a salad...

deleted_user 10/06/2009

ROFLMAO! I don't think soup is the best food for sexy eating..!

deleted_user 10/06/2009

I thought tacos were the food of love?

deleted_user 10/06/2009

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deleted_user 10/06/2009

I use a straw.

Is that wrong?

deleted_user 10/06/2009

I tried that in the chow hall and had to do an extra 100 push ups. You suck Rman!!!

Oh wait sorry, tolerance tolerance....

Ahem thank you for the advice, because of it I was able to receive more physical exercise.

(you suck)

deleted_user 10/06/2009

I though he not only sucked, but swallowed.

The soup that is.

Ghabbir 10/07/2009

Eeeew!!!!

totallychaotic247 10/07/2009

deleted_user 10/07/2009

One of the wonderful dates that I went on from a dating site, ate chicken in such a manner, that I still have problems looking at a chicken leg, and that used to be my favorite food:-)
This reminder has reinforced for me that I don't go out for dinner on a first date!

deleted_user 10/07/2009

OMG, that is too funny, Kimmeee! I can only imagine how he ate the chicken leg! LOL.

One of my dates, screeched the fork between his teeth, every time he took it out of his mouth. *shudder* He was eating home fries with that fork... First and last date. ick.

deleted_user 10/07/2009

Order pasta on a first date. Not manageable, cutely shaped pasta. Uh uh. Long, long pasta. With lots of sauce. If she likes you after watching that, you've got a keeper.

llmt 10/07/2009

Can I lick every ounce of the soup off the spoon then point it at him? Then use my tongue to lick the bowl clean while the chix and noodles drip from my chin like whiskers...oohh waaahh. Gawd.

deleted_user 10/07/2009

LMAO, LLMT!!! :)

deleted_user 10/07/2009

GAWD...reminded me of CLAYTON...THE DATE FROM HELL....foodgasms....*shriek*

deleted_user 10/07/2009

((((Z)))) I remember some of your "unforgettable" dates. I wish they had been memorable in a wonderful way, rather than the way that they are! I have a few of those too, as you all know, and haven't dated in almost a year because of it:-)
Hiker, You don't want to know what he did to that helpless chicken leg! I just felt really sorry for him that he thought that would
A. be sexy, and B. turn me on! LMAO.... Hugs all around for those of us who have survived some "interesting" dates! Kimmee

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