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Quick Question 3

Rman
Rman
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Oh yeah...OT...
deleted_user
deleted_user
Hugs Mel, yea pass the popcorn

61!
Melin2
Melin2
You know they say size don't matter, it's the motion of the ocean? Well if the ship isn't big enough to make it into dock... size freakin matters! I'm looking at my ruler on my desk, he was 2", maybe 2 1/4, MAYBE. OMG! Definately didn't have to worry about gag reflex!
deleted_user
deleted_user
*rotflmao*

Are you sure it wasn't a Ken doll???
Melin2
Melin2
No, definately didn't look like Ken. I hate to say who he actually looked like. I don't even want to think about that, I ate too recently!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Are you sure he wasn't Rbabbyy's twin ?
Rman
Rman
Shoot, why are you insulting me on a support group site...I have feelings too, you know...
deleted_user
deleted_user
I meant maybe he was a baby too.......you know how Mel loves her little babies
Melin2
Melin2
You do have feelings Rman, she shouldn't have said it. And you aren't the person I was hinting at, he doesn't have feelings.
Melin2
Melin2
STM has been in a bitchy mood all day, forgive her...
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oy vey, no more baby jokes.

And stop measuring R's twin's cig.
Melin2
Melin2
I'm soooo going to embarrass myself, but what the hell.... he said "suck my ****" and I started to say "it has to be hard first" then I realized... it was, that's alll there was to it! I was thinking oh gawd, do I laugh or cry now?
deleted_user
deleted_user
But Mel, with your bad eye maybe you had his car alarm thngy in your mouth.
Melin2
Melin2
It was tiny, it was hairy, ewwww! I was sucking a mouse!!!!

*winks at Bernie*
deleted_user
deleted_user
Maybe he has a Troll key chain?

*rotflmao*

Where'd you find this guy? Gerbils R US?
Melin2
Melin2
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