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HeaveToo 02/03/2009

So...they say that Wheat and whole grains are healthier for you. Does this mean that it is healthier to drink a Heffeweizen instead of a regular beer? I am just saying.

HeaveToo 02/03/2009

Soon and Woobie are right!

deleted_user 02/03/2009

Matt, beer does grow boobies. The more I drink, the bigger the boobs look on the women at the bar.

deleted_user 02/03/2009

Awww Heave, you drunken little sailor boy...Did you already forget that I fiddled for you before (in your fiddle thread)? My cheeks are blushing...all 4! Where's my beer?

HeaveToo 02/03/2009

I remembered that :) All female fiddle players are just HOT!

deleted_user 02/03/2009

I was expecting some gluten intolerance deal... Had a big laugh :) The Belgian in me tells you is healthier to drink Heffe. Try Chimay.

deleted_user 02/03/2009

Yes we are!

deleted_user 02/03/2009

Chimay is a bit stronger but it's fun to pop the cork!

deleted_user 02/03/2009

I used to always say I didn't want to drink beer without preservatives...it's the preservatives that keep me looking so young! Har har har! Heave, I think you need to go out and get yourself a heaping plate of poutine (French Canadian delicacy - french fries with cheese curds and gravy) and wash it down with several pints of Canadian beer.

deleted_user 02/03/2009

It's the four basic food groups.

Barley
Hopps
Yeast and
Water.

But Heave, I prefer RUM. Aaaaar! Matey!

HeaveToo 02/03/2009

Mimi...That sounds like a heart attack on a plate! I have already had one heart attack...I don't want another.....then a HOT fiddle player can give me one! ROTFL.

deleted_user 02/03/2009

Screaming, In Italy the word preservatives (preservativo (singular) ) means condoms...so, depending on how much beer you like to drink...keep drinking it with preservatives! (Esp if you go to Italy).

deleted_user 02/03/2009

Perhaps Red Rapunzel could let down her hair and drag you to the hospital, or give you CPR or whatever was required.

deleted_user 02/03/2009

No more split ends... (though they say a beer rinse is good for the hair)! Can't do the mouth to mouth part of CPR 'cause my mouth will be busy with a bottle of wheat beer!

deleted_user 02/03/2009

...Besides, who would hold my fiddle?

deleted_user 02/03/2009

MiMi, I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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