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OT - Random kick when you're down

Rman
Rman
I got home from work, sat down on the couch, turned on the TV, then got up to grab a drink. When I got back, I think the bitch (female canine) pissed on my seat on the couch. That is wrong and my ass is wet...I shit you not...
deleted_user
deleted_user
That's too funny! Maybe the dog is trying to tell you something.
Rman
Rman
hi, toasted almond. I'm not arguing with you anymore. you win. this is a support site, not a place to argue...
Rman
Rman
I posted this last night, because I sat in dog piss.
deleted_user
deleted_user
I like HeLies. I am not gay either.
Rman
Rman
The both of you are gay lovers.
deleted_user
deleted_user
I think i know who helies is....someone who sends me horrible texts but swears he is soooooo supportive...
deleted_user
deleted_user
Have you not been giving her enough attention lately? Long ago I had a golden retriever, he was such a great dog, BUT I was working three jobs and not spending too much time with him. I came home very late one night, just wanted to fall into bed and sleep. What did I find? My blankets all bunched up into a pile and they were wet. He made it very clear that he was not happy with me. OK I get it, lets go for a walk even if it is 3 am!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Nobody ever walked me at 3am. lol
deleted_user
deleted_user
Vet said my dog was either mad at me or possibly had a bladder infection and looking for a soft place to pee because it hurts when you have one of those!
How does a post go from dog pee to gay lovers? And who cares who has a gay lover anyway? A least somebody has a lover!
deleted_user
deleted_user
What did you do to make her mad? She needs more attention from daddy. I kid you not, my last dog, he passed away, was so mad at me when I went back to work he ate the side off my dresser. Oh and last Saturday my puppy pucked all over my couch, he ate too many leaves.

To the other poster who says why do people only want puppies, we adopted a 5 year old dog and could not undo what was done to that poor dog. We had to bring her to humane society, she bit my baby, when my STBX brought her there she bit the person and had to be put down. I think it is easier to train your dogs when you know what you are doing then trying to undo someones mistakes.
CUDAMAN
CUDAMAN
HEY COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS IT COULD OF BEEN DARK AND YOU SAT ON A FRESH DOG TOOTSIE ROLL. ! MAN WHAT IS THAT SMELL? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW