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OT--Need a new Family

HeaveToo
HeaveToo
Wow...I have a history of heart disease, cancer, Althezimers Disease, and a few other nasty things in my family history. I ditch my family and get a new one with less problems in their family history. ROTFL!!!!

Anyone else want to ditch their family because of the family history, besides CJ?
deleted_user
deleted_user
um... gimme your boat and a packet of gum and I'll let you be my brother.
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
Hrm....I also read that most car crashes happen within ten miles of your home....That is why I moved!
deleted_user
deleted_user
No, never. They are the only family I will ever have, dysfunction and all, and I wouldn't trade them for the world.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Well I will take you in. I seem to always be adopting new kids. LOL
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
This is all in good fun Soon! It isn't like you can change your family history by changing your family!


It is like the Blond that said "I can't be running out of money in my checking account, I still have checks!"
deleted_user
deleted_user
I have an extremely bitchy 18 year old daughter! Be willing to give her away!

Not really, still love the kid to pieces!
deleted_user
deleted_user
No, but my Doctor told me the same when I had my last check-up.

I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry about it.

Oh well...
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
I wonder if Donald Trump of the Hilton family would adopt me....Even if I got a bad family history I would have a good inheritance! LOL
deleted_user
deleted_user
LOL I have an 18 year old crazy daughter you can have LOL... I think allot of 18 year old girls are a bit flaky for some reason but ya gotta love um.. You guys are funny..
deleted_user
deleted_user
I'll take her. I always wanted a another child without the labor. *giggle*

TO THE SPA WE GO!! I would spend the whole day there....*giggle*
deleted_user
deleted_user
I wanna be one of the Ingalls.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Laura or Mary Ingalls?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Half-pint! Mary was too goody-goody for me.
deleted_user
deleted_user
I think Nova secretly wants to be an Osmond. LOL
Jenna7873
Jenna7873
Join the club, Heave!

Let's see... on Dear old Daddy's side I have stroke, migraine, and cancer.

On Mom's side there's Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, high blood pressure, and heart disease.

Like Jaken said... you can pick your friends... *sigh*

I don't mean to diminish your concerns - really. Just pointing out that no one escapes our own genetics. All we can do is be aware and try to stay healthy!