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OT...My Friggin Post! Darn it!

HeaveToo
HeaveToo
I get fussed at for posting too much worthless crap when I am bored so here it is...this is my worthless Post filled up with my worthless shit, for better or for worse. If you don't want to see a twisted mind that is totally bored at work then leave now. If not, enter at your own risk.

If you feel the need to post something totally useless, stupid, that has no point, or something you are posting just because you are bored and have nothing else to do then throw it up here!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh! Avast Ye! Ye be warned!
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
I am serious. My mind is going in very bad directions tonight!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Well, if you have nice knees then you must have the legs to go along with it.... No?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oh, Sbofolli, what do I honour the presence in such a lovely night to this magnificant being? The stars seem to disappear with such beauty in this room!!!

Beat that cheese...hehe
deleted_user
deleted_user
HeaveToo....bitch fucking hug!!!!!! Good thing you did for the guy from El Salvador, high five!!!!!!!!!!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Huh?

Smack the monkey?
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
oh...that guy wasn't laughing once I was done with him. I told him that he will get to see his family...after the next 5 years have passed! *insert evil laugh*
deleted_user
deleted_user
MUHAHAHAHAHA!

LOL!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Such a gentleman sbofolli!!! lmao
Ok, attempt # 2

Oh, my love is professed to the entire universe to listen. Yeeeees, Sbofolli, you are the light in my candle, the battery in my BOB, the youtube of my life. Yes, now that my love is professed, and all the veins of my soul are exposed....what do you say? I have been wondering through all DS threats looking for that answer. What would it be, sbofolli? I can no longetr live without it. Break my heart if you will, but take my love out of this anguish....


uhuh....cheese drama queen style....but I feel like the guy...shit
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
Damn Slac...How dare you come onto my thread and hit on other guys :P
deleted_user
deleted_user
BLUEBALLS,JOCKICHE SLAP MY ASS.Is this the ladies dominatrix department or did I take a wrong turn at the laungerie counter.ummmmmmmmmm
deleted_user
deleted_user
Shit, HeaveToo, can we just stop in the angels part? It was a good thing you did including bust his ass, since he cannot do that himself and keep his nose out of trouble. IT WAS VERY NICE WHAT YOU DID!!! High five...and geeez, take a compliment, will ya?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Slac!?

Um, Can you ride the bull?
deleted_user
deleted_user
You are cute too, HeaveToo....I am just borrowing...can't make a mental diarrhea post and be selective....lamo, but you are cute too!! wink wink
deleted_user
deleted_user
Will ride the bull if I get a princess like answer, Mr lazy prince...lmao
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
Oh crap...Slac...I heard something last night and you just reminded me of that for some strange reason.

Two of my co-workers were talking about threesomes....and they brought up two guys and one girl. I told them that was gay. THey said that it wasn't gay as long as your berries don't touch. I about fell on the floor laughing and said that I still think it is gay! LOL