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OT - Failed pick-up line

Rman
Rman
Well, I just got back from the grocery store. While I was there, I noticed that the cashier was flirting with me. So, being the suave cat that I am, I proceeded with my best pick-up line. She was putting the hot dogs I purchased in the bag and I blurted out, "I love hot dogs, how about you?" What the hell was I thinking? Hot dogs? Damn I'm an idiot...
deleted_user
deleted_user
Umm. Woman should never give guys pick up lines. It's just wrong. It will mess the cosmos up and shit. I solemnly swear.

Soon. I think the farting would have been a done deal. Only way out would have been a brilliant joke that would have be laughing my ass off. Only a true Jedi master could do that.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Next time thru her line take only pickles and tacos and ask which she perfers! lol
deleted_user
deleted_user
pfffff...lame line
deleted_user
deleted_user
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Rman
Rman
weak nab.
deleted_user
deleted_user
She's just mad because it's been used before on her. Oh and it worked on her. A little bitter that one. =p
deleted_user
deleted_user
*wave* Hey Z.
deleted_user
deleted_user
*hi biatch*

I went to the store to get some vanilla extract and this guy asked me if I liked white men...that pissed me off and it began an interesting back and forth which covered everything from religion to politics...fucker...oh and he ended telling me that he will take his OU degree and masters' from Baylor along with his 6 figure salary elsewhere....WTF????? I cracked up and the romance was over in the store line...hold me....
Rman
Rman
Z, are you one of those ladies who gets drunk on vanilla extract?
deleted_user
deleted_user
I would have given him my number just to fuck with him later. What a jerk. I like playing with jerks.

She better not come over to my house I got the good stuff. Premium vanilla only.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oh and he blamed me for Obama being elected!
deleted_user
deleted_user
i honestly believe it was time that the cosmos got all mixed up and that different colors started running the country cause it was time for incredible change
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oh man, he's a winner.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Yah, I would have probably said I love tacos! And hope you know what your doing with those hot dogs.

Just sayin...
deleted_user
deleted_user
i can honestly say i flirted for the first time last night

theres this guy from pof..we talk some evenings..

hes a good guy playing bad boy..but there are huge amounts of red flags with him and i mean HUGE RED FLAGS.

we've seen each other at a few of these dances but never really talked in person. i've acted aloof (mostly cause i've been scared to death)

sooooooo last night being my unanniversary and the amount of alcolhol..i flirted - just to see if i could..he came back around a couple of times then i went back to aloof. (there is zero chance of hooking up with this guy - red flags)

but i flirted and found out i'm pretty dam good afterall..havent lost my touch, now gotta figure out what to do with it.