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OT - A question about pee-pee's

Rman
Rman
I forgot the question...
deleted_user
deleted_user
Let's be honest girls......girth causes lock jaw. I'm just sayin'

Save the mouth and kegel more.
deleted_user
deleted_user
*keagling like a mofo*
llmt
llmt
Has anyone gotten them stuck in the zipper...movie "What About Mary" comes to mind. Happened to a friend of mine this weekend, I almost peed myself laughing so hard, and I had to help him remove them from the zipper. Talk about an embarassing moment.
llmt
llmt
*doing the Suzanne Sommers, kegel leggy thingy that she promoted, and doing it furiously*
deleted_user
deleted_user
80
deleted_user
deleted_user
holy shit ive done that and it hurts soooo bad. just horrendous
deleted_user
deleted_user
It has been 10 months since I have used my pee pee to please a woman. I am 33 and this is the longest stretch I have gone through since I was 16. My pee pee feels very,very lonely.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Ugh...that scene w/Ben Stiller...ugh.. Hell no....I couldn't even imagine the pain.
llmt
llmt
*petting Faren's pee-pee* God, I need to leave this thread and now...see ya. *goes to splash cold water on her face*
deleted_user
deleted_user
*sigh at the thought of peepees and wonders if I'll ever even see one again*
llmt
llmt
I am not kidding I had to remove skin from a zipper just last weekend....luckily we are good friends and he was desperate.
MsViv
MsViv
@az - when you said you sat on them and it hurt like hell - the thought of the mammogram came into my head...

My Ex got his stuck in a zipper once and then he also got poison ivy on it - the same week. To bad I liked him then - otherwise I would have laughed about it.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Thanks llmt my pee pee needed a good petting.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oh my. No more zipper talk. I'm not even a guy and I'm cringing.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Ok....

Pain: getting circ'd when you're 22 and getting all the stitches torn open when aroused a few days after the procedure.

runs like hell from this thread and assumes the fetal position :)