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Rman
Rman
I feel really hurt today. I miss my marriage. There you go! I bet you thought I was going to talk about tacos or sex...both of which I wish I had right now. Even if I just had a taco, that would be fine with me. Or just sex with a taco. Not actually with a taco, but sex and a taco to eat as well...ok, I'm confusing myself now...
deleted_user
deleted_user
I am going to have to protect Rote. Where is Shoot today?
Rman
Rman
My dear rote. Let me take you under my wing and teach you all about the wonderful world of the taco. A taco is like a precious baby, all wrapped up snuggly and warm. It is filled with colorful happiness. The textures are various and inviting. i.e. - shell, meat, salsa, lettuce, tomato, cheese and sour cream. Oh yeah...some of them walk (I don't know what the means, but they do)...
deleted_user
deleted_user
R - you were so gentle with me - I feel as though I've been lightly kissed by a taco. I am making tacos this weekend now - I vow to no longer be a taco-virgin...
deleted_user
deleted_user
Doh!! Too late!!! Rote is corrupted!
deleted_user
deleted_user
*T blocking* hikerchik let this bloom would ya?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Bet I'm taller and can get past you...just took a self-defense class!! Outta the way TD!
Rman
Rman
I want to try rote's taco now...I will caress it as if it were my own taco. Ah yes...the beautiful soft taco...take me now...
deleted_user
deleted_user
I think it's time for a kick to Rman's groin...
deleted_user
deleted_user
I work out.

You may be taller, but I am smarter.

You want Rman all to yourself?

Or is it rote?

Hmmm.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Hey Bro. Sorry your feeling down. These feelings have a habit of biting us in the arse. Just be cool and take it one day at a time. And don't expect a whole lot from yourself.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Ooooh even I feel violated.
deleted_user
deleted_user
smarter, huh? I doubt it. you'd have to be over 6 ft. to be taller than me..

no, don't do tacos, only cucumbers. But Rote is a new friend! I can't seem to control Rman....shit, I'm losing my touch. Out with the whip and boots!
Rman
Rman
Thanks Zero...I'm ok now that I'm talking with friends about tacos. I'm not too sure about getting kicked in the nads by hikerchic, though....TD...watch out for her...I think she means business *putting atheletic cup on now*
deleted_user
deleted_user
If she were smarter, she'd realize I had already conceded to her being taller.

I rest my case.

Taco please?
deleted_user
deleted_user
yep, you better watch out for me. Tall and skinny, but athletic (think beach volleyball chick). I practiced groin kicks last weekend at my class... dominant leg back and in ready position. Oh that sounds dirty!!