Thought pirates were always around guys...hehe. Ok, plan B, you can borrow the egg vibrator and pina colada lubricant!!!

How about that, Heave?

I actually have an older friend, about 60 yo that bought a blow doll and told me about it...lol. I think it is so cool compared to the alternatives, like dating/dumping exercise.

Raise the roof!!! The standards just keep getting better!!! Long live BOB!!! lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_7iiEPzP-s&NR=1

The dirty version of this song isn't on here but it is Jenny get your oatcakes done!

Supposedly there is an even dirtier version.

You guys are killin' me!!

LMAO!!!!!

Slac..Us guys don't need to buy something to help us. We were given all the tools we need at birth :P.

Hello? ha ha lol thats funny.

LMAO!!!!

Heave, does that mean I shouldn't get you a blow up sheep for Christmas?

That would be Baaaaaaaaaaaadddd

Just a little shake, Heave...lmao
When I had back issues, it raise the bf's Ricky from the dead, you know...turned pink and all...lol

He liked so much that he got his own...lmao...should see me bringing the bf first time into a sex shop...lol, it was almost a sexual experience....lol

LMAO!!!!

You crack me up!!

SLAC FOR PRESIDENT...

Don't think that you would catch me in one of those places. Just isn't my scene.

OMG!!! Heave, you can get some of the funniest birthday cards and gag gifts in sex shops!

You're missing out, seriously.

Yeah...I can get a good look at the deep keel of my boat by jumping in the water right now and looking at it or I can just trust that there are a few barnicles on it and stay warm and dry. I'll haul it next year!

LMAO!!!

You are crackin' me up!!!

Z FOR PRESIDENT!!! Heave FOR ALL THE LADIES!!! BOBs and free batteries for the supporters!!!
Gaelyn for campaign manager...wink wink...she decides who gets all the BOBs....lmao