I knew that once you released the professor in you it would look like this;)

Find me a hat for my eye while I'm gone.

Wo, get along little doggie, it's my misfortune and none of your own! You went from a little flower to a little tease in the blink of an eye and the change of an avatar!

Talk about BOOBS!!!!

Howdy to my favorite foks! I just went to my son's soccer banquet, my 3 year old is completely manic loaded up on sugar from koolaid and a ginormous frosted cookie. I feel like the old lady whol lived in a shoe; I'm ready whip them soundly and send them to bed. My life right now is the opposite of my avatar's. Wanted to say hi and see what's up. I'll probably check in again later. Have fun!!

All roads lead to Rome tonight! Someone's packin' heat!

LMAO MVH!

I know you guys are going to kill me for this , but I always wanted smaller ones.. Guys are invariably looking at my chest, any where I am.. I could wear a sack and they would look at my chest, but if I wear a sweater < they walk across an entire room looking at my chest.. I stoop down sometimes just so they know that I know what they are looking for.. Not to mention if you are small, You don't need a bra and they don't sag as much.. Ok.. that is all I going to say about that, but there are some good things about small ones,. Kimmee

Well, to unite all our themes, avatars, right boobs, left boobs, and Kimmee boobs, I'd like to impart a little lyrical wisdom:

He said, son, Ive made a life out of readin peoples faces,
And knowin what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you dont mind my sayin, I can see youre out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey Ill give you some advice.

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, if youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em.

That's right, girls and boys, Martha speaks, the gambler speaks, the old avatars speak, the new avatars speak: you got to know when to hold 'em, and know when to fold 'em, and sometimes, just sometimes, it is the exact, same thing. Lauging my tits and ass off!

If you've got em hold em!

Gotta go on drinking and boobing, oops, I mean boozing without me. Its bed time. Gotta drive to Philly tomorrow for more boozin'!!!!

Diemjs, you will be missed! Drive safe, and somebody warn Philadelphia about what's coming!

I'm baaaacccckkkk.
Well, the boobs are here; the rest of me is always about 5 minutes behind.

I'm so bummed I missed diemjs. I'm not long for this world. Keeping a body like this in shape wears a girl out; plus fighin' off all the men. Phew, don't get me started.

I'm so bummed I missed diemjs. I'm not long for this world. Keeping a body like this in shape wears a girl out; plus fighin' off all the men. Phew, don't get me started.