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I couldnt help myself and cracked myself a cold one. Its friday and Im ready...
You in?
You in?
diemjs
So, what? The rest of us dont get to see them? Come on, I need SOME excitement tonight:)
deleted_user
soon as the kiddos go to bed i am in
deleted_user
If you're looking for excitement, Diejms, my boobs aren't it. At 46, they're basically (as I once described it to my sister) foldable.
diemjs
Thats pretty gross! Foldable! But SOOOOO funny! Hey at least you have some! Mine are so small....HEY how did we get on this topic? We are supposed to be drinking!
deleted_user
And drinking is precisely WHY we are on this topic!!
solongbye
I once was the lingerie mananger at a dept. store, we had to fit bras on women. I told everyone that my older women would come out and whisper...yep she's a 42 long. Now we know MVH has foldable ones, too funny!
deleted_user
42 long, Solong, that is so funny. We laugh because otherwise we would have to cry )and pay for breast enhancements). But who you calling a 42 honey?
diemjs
Remember ladies, I am very sensitive and my small breasts are starting to feel inadiquate here!
solongbye
I always say that my boys are gonna think that there is something wrong with their first girlfriend if her bra doesn't touch her undies. They'll think she's deformed.
deleted_user
Well, Diemjs, we're only bickering band size, not cup size. The smaller the band size the better. Wait, wait, I am getting an inspiration about . . . about solo street musicians and bra sizes. I guess for maximum results in busking and bras what we want is a small band and a large cup!!!
diemjs
Band size, cup size...I dont wear them cuz they dont FIT!
solongbye
D, you could buy an almost A. lmao, not that is funny.
deleted_user
Well if it doesn't fit you must acquit. And you know it's bad when I am resorting to cheap Johnny Cochrane puns as a rejoinder to tits and bras conversation. Next thing you'll know I will be off on a riff about . . . um . . . um . . . I need a new riff. I'm feeling witty and bawdy (if you can't tell). The "I feel witty" remark leads me back to Rita Moreno and Natalie Woods in West Side Story. Yeah, yeah, West Side Story. That's it. I need a West Side Story riff. Give me a second, Offiicer Krupke, and I'll have something for you. Though unfortunately all I can come up with at the moment is a memory of being on my .h. junior summer tour of Europe and all us girls signing "I want to be in America everything free in America all right by me in Ame-RI-ca," and then joking about how "all RIGHT in America" referred to the fact that out right boobs were all slightly larger than our left boobs. So unfortunately not even the West Side Story riff gets me very far from the bra-and-boob riff!
solongbye
I'm thinking M needs to see something other than her own boobies. Maybe some male boobies? Kimmee has her story night, when she talks about breasts I'll be visualizing foldables.ewww.
deleted_user
A truer word was never spoke, Solong. I need some male boobies.
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