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I think I know why my wife dumped me

Rman
Rman
After months of self analysis, I believe I finally know the real reason my wife dumped me. It was because of my taco addiction...
Melin2
Melin2
But.... you are welcome to show off your taco Z! Or a burrito, or pizza or, or any food item you wish. Fix them a sammich! giggles
deleted_user
deleted_user
I'm tired of being sad so I would want a banana. I need the potassium.
Melin2
Melin2
Bananas are good! No argument there!
deleted_user
deleted_user
i have a banana...
Rman
Rman
Bananas are not as good as tacos...
deleted_user
deleted_user
FOCKING 'K'.....that made me laugh....wait K stands for potassium right? uh oh....
deleted_user
deleted_user
well if it comes with ice cream and sauce...
deleted_user
deleted_user
lalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Rman
Rman
69?
deleted_user
deleted_user
I'm back! And I think I understand.... right?
Melin2
Melin2
Depends who is eating it Rman, I like bananas better than tacos!

You THINK you understand Martingala? If you aren't sure we can explain it again. We can explain other things too if you want...
pemdcat
pemdcat
damned I missed 69 and not I have to go ...I am treating my self...going to eat out susi...
pemdcat
pemdcat
oh I just re-read that...going out to eat sushi......
Melin2
Melin2
going to eat out susie? oh dear, major freudian slip!! You really are treating yourself! ROFLMAO
pemdcat
pemdcat
Yep, every Friday night I treat myself to some of the best sushi in the city.......the finish the meal with a drink....a

Menage a Trois #2
1 part Amaretto
2 parts Crown Royal
2 parts Tuaca
shaken not stirred then put over ice.......