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Another "fun" one...

diemjs
diemjs
Been done before, but wanted to get the noobs to smile tonight.

What is YOUR nickname for your stbx?

Mine? Simple, his name is Willie, he lost one eye...drumroll please...

One Eyed Willie!!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
I call him Csoab. For cheating son of a bitch.
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GUTLESS PUSSY
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"Sperm Donor"
deleted_user
deleted_user
Now I just refer to him as a worthless betraying pussy a$$ alcholic mamas boy who can't let go of his mamas tit
deleted_user
deleted_user
His name is Michael but I called him "Petey" (I have no idea why) and he called me "Peeps" (I must have either felt or tasted like a marshmallow...)
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deleted_user
These are getting really mean! Thanks!
deleted_user
deleted_user
My ex-wife complained one day that she didn't have a pet name "like 'Missy' or something." So I started calling her that.

My ex-girlfriend called me "Kitten." That wins.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Kitten? LMFAO!!!! (I'll stick with calling you Dyson, a very FINE vaccuum I might add!!)
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Oh, and bonus! It's bagless....
deleted_user
deleted_user
Then where do I keep my emotional baggage???
deleted_user
deleted_user
On the porch.
deleted_user
deleted_user
I called him DEER, (yes, it's spelled right)...
He would be in one of his dictating modes, most of which I had heard so many times I could recite it, so I would tune him out...
When he finished his rambling, I would say,
"YES, DEER"... made him mad because of the tone & the referal to the 30 or so dead animal heads I had hanging on my living room wall...
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Mine is the official BFF (Bar Fly Fucker) :)
deleted_user
deleted_user
Ummmm.....Hmmmm.....I don't have one for him. ;-p
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LMFAO Table41!!!! *high five* Ooh...I think that just gave me a new name idea...