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diemjs 05/27/2008

Been done before, but wanted to get the noobs to smile tonight.

What is YOUR nickname for your stbx?

Mine? Simple, his name is Willie, he lost one eye...drumroll please...

One Eyed Willie!!!

deleted_user 05/27/2008

LOL

deleted_user 05/27/2008

She HATED this because it wasnt true but it made everyone think..."fuzzy nipples"

deleted_user 05/27/2008

Thank you, one eyed willie from the goonies did just garner a hysterical laugh.

Mine would be known as "She who sees all but nothing worth seeing"

deleted_user 05/27/2008

And dammit, how did she grow facial hair quicker than me. hmmmmm

deleted_user 05/27/2008

One of many...Bar Stool Warmer.

The truth be told...Most of the time I just think of her as ex.

deleted_user 05/27/2008

haha I always called my husband the king of useless knowledge, not I am going to borrow yours yours livlyf4u12's.

deleted_user 05/27/2008

I don't really have a name for him, but I have one or two for "her".

deleted_user 05/27/2008

i agree we need to give Noob some love. He takes his knocks.
Since I just got off the phone with him,I'll stick with what I always say, and so far, knock on wood, I always say, "Hey dumb ass, what did you think I would?" Met with the same answer, Margie, you just want too much". UGH. Sorry I stole the thread.

diemjs 05/27/2008

First, I didnt mean NOOB, I meant THE newbies...not that noob shouldnt be included!

Second, lively, I often think about the goonies, but was really refering to, uh, well, a male organ:)

deleted_user 05/29/2008

He was 'stupid boy' and I was 'silly girl'.....

deleted_user 05/29/2008

MLAO Dienmjs, a male organ. So when they schlep out the schlongs for their little dishes on the side, is that just being an organ donor? In which case, my new profession is going to be ORGAN GRINDER! Ha ha.

deleted_user 05/29/2008

I have several depending on what he does that are not very original.
F*&*ing asshole.
Selfish motherf*(*er.

I'll try to come up with something a little more creative. You've inspired me.

deleted_user 05/29/2008

I have several depending on what he does that are not very original.
F*&*ing asshole.
Selfish motherf*(*er.

I'll try to come up with something a little more creative. You've inspired me.

deleted_user 05/29/2008

I don't know what's up with the multiple posts. Sorry.
I forgot there's also Uptight pr*(*

deleted_user 05/29/2008

OF COURSE! I've got it now. It just came to me.
Good fer nuttin nut scratcher!

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