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mammytiller 03/15/2008

Okay, so now that I am on a roll (no pun intended)with this healing process, I am going to make an announcement that my absolute favorite part of my divorce is the Toilet Paper Liberation, as it has been dubbed. I no longer have to count the squares of toilet paper that I use. Anybody else free of any nutty things their ex has required?

deleted_user 03/15/2008

Count the squares of toilet paper that you use ???

deleted_user 03/15/2008

Oh Girl...speaking of Toilet Paper, I am free not to Watch (or hear) as he Zings it off the roller.

Half a Freakin' Roll at a Time.

C'mon, how Big was the mans ASS???

I was dancing in the aisle when Charmin brought out their quadruple roll. Finally, something that would last a day!!!

deleted_user 03/15/2008

OMG!!!! Mine used to make an issue out of it too!!!! I didn't fold it over and reuse it after one swipe and he thought I wasted it!! EEEEEEWWWWWWW~~~~~~

deleted_user 03/15/2008

This is a true story. We are still living, under the same roof. We have seperate rooms, and bathrooms. He travels alot, so when he is away, he folds his toilet paper, like he is staying in a hotel. Grow up...What part of, two bathrooms, are you missing.

deleted_user 03/15/2008

MAN froggy & mammy...those men have definite control issues, and pretty sure a little mental!

deleted_user 03/15/2008

At least the roll gets changed now! :P

deleted_user 03/15/2008

I get to use manly soap now.
Like Irish Spring.
The first wife had an aversion to it being in the house.

mammytiller 03/15/2008

Yes, I was limited to four squares, although I frequently snuck a few extra out of spite. He also dictated me a list of house rules that I then printed and handed to each member of his family when they came to visit. He wanted them to sign off saying they had read and understood the rules.

mammytiller 03/15/2008

I was jus thinking that maybe I need to declare Sept 25 of every year "Toilet Paper Liberation Day" because that is the day my divorce was final. I could have party where everybody wallows around in TP or something therapeutic like that... Think I could get Bush to make it a natinal hoiday?

deleted_user 03/15/2008

List of Rules??? Four Squares??? You didn't own a cast iron skillet, did you...

deleted_user 03/15/2008

mammy---I think your ex sounds like a total control freak whacko

mammytiller 03/15/2008

Yes, but for a long time, he was my total control freak. I just wonder about people who have the time to sit around and think about how many TP squares should be enough...

mammytiller 03/15/2008

Heis an engineer so I am sure there is some formula he used or something.

deleted_user 03/15/2008

We only had one TV, and my ex was a big sports fan. We didn't really argue about it, but I am relieved that even though it is March Madness, it won't be in my condo.

deleted_user 03/15/2008

I get the "Liberation of Enjoyment". If I enjoyed it, it got nagged/pointed to out of existence.

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