ahahaha... loose a sock!!!! i've never heard of that...!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am so rude in the toilet...

if they drop a plopper i'll holler (from my stall) "BOMBS AWAY!!!"

If they drop tons of gas i yell "GAS,GAS,GAS" ( A military procedure for donning Gasmasks. I work with the Canadian Forces)

I wil ask for the courtesy flush and will comment "WOW... how long was that dead before it fell out of your ass??"

and I will always sheepishly ask for a handful of "TP for my Bunghole"

I work 5 minutes from home. For a reason.

I think this is an inherent difference between men and women.

Men seem to have no shame when it comes to doing this in public. Most women, on the other hand (myself included), are often loathe to - how do you guys say? "drop a deuce"? in public. The usage of a sock instead of toilet tissue has *never* crossed my mind - however, once again, I'm reminded of why I'm so glad to be a female and carry a purse. On the rare and horrific occasion that I've ingested something that is trying to make it's way out of my intestinal tract post haste and I have NO CHOICE, I also have these: http://www.cottonelle.com/product_wipes.aspx

It's GOOD to be a girl.

This is irrelevant for me (see #3) but thought the rest of you could benefit from it.

http://mistupid.com/people/page051.htm

God Jenna you're right. The men I work with even have no shame about carrying a book into the bathroom.

women always ask for paper from the neighbor if the need arises

I would cough out loud and say drop/flush/spray (if any)! I have said that before! I cannot tolerate other people's shit smell...I do that courtesy.

I'm just saying...

As long as she isn't playing Wack a mole going down the Road she would be fine! LOL

As a chic I have a tendency to check the stall for paper first. And what would be my problem if I'm sitting when they come in and remain sitting as they drop a stinker? Wouldn't it already stink from me being in there so long? What do they say when they walk in and smell my bomb?


...just saying

In regards to Begin's comment and follow up to Road's comment.

Road; I teach. I just don't want to drop a deuce and then walk out and find one of my students looking at me.

I'm just sayin'.

Omg, pottie talk in the divorce group, no wonder we are #. Inherent differences between men and women. Look for the paper, never heard about the sock thing....ewwww, do a courtesy flush.

isn't it the truth Begin?

the building that I work in had the unfortunate fate of being designed with the mens bathroom right off of a main aisle that is used to get from the elevator lobby to either wing on each of the floors. You MUST pass it - there's no way around it. I see men coming in and out all the time with papers, books, newspapers, whatever. And the smell that wafts all the way around the corner into the elevator lobby is just atrocious. It's amazing and repulsive and the men just keep walking in and out like it's all normal. *shakes head*

Oh hell.....I'll say it.....We are proud of our stink!!

Hey, the porcelain thrown is the best place to think. Why do you think it takes us so long?