I'd have to bring my benzo scrips also... definately wouldn't pass

nope. in fact, i just smoked the vapo a few minutes ago.

only weekends, but the stuff stays in the system for a month.

I'd have a hard time explaining the Heroin and Cocaine, but as for the rest, I think I actually might need something even bigger than a gallon size zip lock. (Not by much, though.)

I definitely couldn't pass a pee test without having to show them all my pills.
I'm loaded with goodies!!!

I'm very happy to say that I would pass with flying colors! In fact, I even REQUESTED a drug screen since my soon-to-be ex H has been claiming that I'm on drugs. HE'S the one on drugs and even DEALING. I'm SO glad to be out of that life.

Today I accidentally triggered my security system, and my first thought was.."Oh crap! What if the police come!" Then my next thought was... "Oh yeah... so what if they come? All the illegal stuff left when my husband did! I have nothing to hide!"

I've been looking for a local NA meeting so I can get my sobriety chip. This is the longest I've been sober since before I got married 8 years ago. I've earned it, now I want it! I tried a meeting last month, but no one showed. Gonna try again because I want my chip!

I think these random drug tests are bull. They shouldn't be able to do that unless they suspect you're doing drugs on the job. Fuck these nazis!

That being said, yes I would pass

I'm glad that co's/business have drug test & random drug test. everyone should, even small business's.
I have & would pass drug test, any time, any day. no biggy.
Grant US being #1 for drug import.I guess I'v never been smart enough to be that dam stupit.

I'm like ok...I know I'm going to pass so here's my pee. I just think this should be a requirement for goverment assisted programs. Do hard drugs and want food stamps? Nope, If I have to be clean to have a job everyone should have to get tested for freebies. Just saying...too many people abuse the system and if you can't get a job because of your habit...get sober.

I believe that if someone does a good job what they do off the clock is their own private business. Already there are employers who won't hire someone who smokes cigs. What's next, you can't drink beer? Sounds like the morality police to me. Maybe not just morality, but cheaper health insurance. Yes, that's what it's all about. Bet you can't eat Twinkies soon and have a job.

Drugs & alcol. stay in our system even a dy later. even when u don't do drug or drink.
If not eatting a twinnky keeps me w income, I would stop eatting twinkeys,so,then I would eat cake. what ever it take to stay employed so that I can financially support welfare people, so that they can use drugs. Being that co that produces twinkys is financially benifitiual to state & fed goverment so I don't forsc such a strech in that. however due to obeast people I can c co having to cut bk on suger & fats.To protect people from themself & way to cut budget programs to accomidate weigh loss & medical programs.
I soo glad & hope that ever body should & will be mandated to have drug tests. I wish that drug test was manadte upon getting & renewing our Driver lic's.. I wish there was enough funding to have reg road checks.

I can see your point whodoes...but I give radiation treatments to cancer patients for a living and I wouldn't want a crackhead, meth head or heroin junkie giving me or my loved ones treatment.

I would pass in the sense that everything listed on my chart would show up in my system I would fail tho because one of those showing up would be pot.

I manage to scrape by on 815 a month SSD and 88 bucks a month food stamps I make too much SSD to get any other help such as SSI , Now they want to tell me hey if you test positive for marijuana (which my doctors are aware of) you may loose your food stamps

My response is FUCK YOU . I am 49 years of age with a terminal illness and the government tells me hey even tho you make under federal poverty guidelines (which they admit to) you still make too much for any other help - Nice going America as I was gainfully employed from age 15 to 42.


And yeah those that manage to pull SSD and SSI and Food Stamps piss the fuck out of me will say it up front

this is yet another thing I don't understand about the land of the free - I checked and apparently while it is legal in the UK but I have never known anyone ever to have a drug test at work. Ever.

Fish here for most jobs we have to tested prior to even getting an offer for employment. My hospital tests for nicotine as well as drugs and alcohol. I had a friend that said she sometimes had a cigarette on the weekend, they wouldn't even test her. They told her she could re-apply in 30 days. I am an advocate for legalizing marijuana for medical uses because I have seen so many of my patients struggle with their treatments and there are studies that show losing a certain percentage of body weight can greatly reduce a person's chance at beating their disease.

I would pass. I have a script for the benzos.

i have been clean about 1 year and im very happy that today i dont live that life . about a year ago i was using meth and on probation i cant tell you the humiliation of being tested and them saying well sir what is this in your urine.im still dealing with the consaquences of that a year later.when they tell you we are going to send you away to a prison treatment center for 6 months it gets your attention. im very fortunate that i did not kill myself with the drugs. it scares me when i look back at some of the insane stuff i did in my addiction i hope i never return to that life. it is truly only by gods grace that i am clean today.im tired of coming to and there being no drugs, no home,no family, no sanity. I AM NOT SAYING THERE ARENT REASONS TO BE ON MEDICATIONS THESE MEDS HAVE SAVED MY LIFE. i just cant afford to medicate myself. that is just my story once i start i cant stop!!!!!!!