Bipolar Disorder Support Group
Bipolar disorder is not just a single disorder, but a category of mood disorders marked by periods of abnormally high energy and euphoria, often accompanied by bouts of clinical depression. This is the place to talk about your experience with bipolar disorder, learn from others' experiences, and find support.
Has anyone ever got a crazy text message ... here is the place to post them. I thought all us Bipolor people will enjoy some of these:
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."
"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."
"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole."
"A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer."
"Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!"
"Program run, Program crash, programer quit"
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!"
Post some of your crazy text messages lol
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."
"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."
"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole."
"A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer."
"Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!"
"Program run, Program crash, programer quit"
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!"
Post some of your crazy text messages lol
I'm quite certain I would not like corduroy pillows. I have texture sensitive issues. I've had to get rid of bed sets and other items because I didn't like how they felt on my skin.
Flower
"Friendship prayer: may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the krotch of the person who messes up your day and may their arms be 2 short 2 scratch"
"You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? ... Stop countin you retard. Fish don't drown!"
"SEXSHOP.com would like to thank you for your recent order. You asked for the large red vibrator featured on our wall. Please re-select. Thats our fire extinguisher"
Disclaimer: this is in no way meant to offend anyone from the ghetto ;o)
You laugh, I laugh.
You cry, I cry.
You hurt, I hurt.
You love, I love.
You jump off a bridge, I jump in and save your retarded ass!
Here's to me
Best of Friends we'll ever be
And if we ever disagree
F@*$ you and here's to me"
OMG! I just did it! I jst came! With pete! OMFG! You told me it was good, but OMG!"
Some people are like slinkies, They don't really have a purpose, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
"Men are like toilets. They are either dirty, unavailable, out-of-order, or full of s**t"