Wow, my dog doesn't get anything even closely resembling a spa treatment. I just spoil my dog in general. When I stop at a fast food place she always gets something too, like a cheeseburger or ice cream cone.

we started taking her to the doggy spa when she got sprayed by a skunk once they did such a good job with her especially her nails and she loves going there she knows the difference between there and the Vet two blocks away from the spa. She cant wait to get out of the car every month and it is only $35 for the full massage bath nail grooming and blueberry eye treatment. she is there for 2 hours on average.

I taught my old dog to sit and eat at the table, he'd eat off a fork, taking the food without touching the fork with his teeth.

used to amaze people when I did it, he loved roast dinners especially sprouts lol

What haven't I done would be easier. They're my partners in crime. They help me so much that I'll do almost anything for them. Toys, homemade toys and puzzles, treats whatever.... I'm a softie.

Okay this is bad but I love vanilla ice cream and my vet said it was okay for my dog to have some now and then. So if I am sitting on the couch with a bowl he also gets his own bowl and a spoon which he waits for me to feed him. Mine gets the personal groomers treatment every six weeks, I can't bath him myself to traumatic after the first time when he was a puppy, the same with clipping his nails. Oh and he loves to ride in the car, actually I think he would drive if he could reach the peddles and the gear shift, lol He also has his own extensive wardrobe with everything from jackets, t-shits, pajamas and costumes for holidays.(he hates it when I dress him up). lol

Our dog gets fed balogna and boiled eggs for treats.

my (female) dog has a 'fetish' for humping a particular teddy bear- with quite some enthusiasm. I'm not making the next bit up...she also likes to run & a get a squeaky toy, then resume getting freaky with stuffed toy while while simulaneously squeaking the toy in her mouth.

I should so put this on Youtube already..it really cracks people up. Apparently she thinks she's the top dog, mmm, yeah.

This dog also gets very 'excited' by male humans & a couple of times has jumoped up and peed on their shoes. Nice. Little would-be flirt!

LOL, Lou...she is trying to make sure everyone (including stuffed ones) knows that she is the alpha. I know I for one would love to see the video :-)