Oh I hope so,I would love it to be inside mine xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm sorry to inform you that you are not competing . You are the judge. What's wrong with you can do both things . Oh yes you can you are bipoilar.

know how to make a hanky dance?
put a little boogy in it.

How about this one!

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its
own, entitled Survivor - Texas Style. The contestants will start in
Dallas,
travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to
Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to
Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to
Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads,
"I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!" The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.


I love makin' fun of TX!

I want to do that. Sound like fun!

better if guys, Far less likely to shoot at women... Not sure why. Haven't met many southern bells, Have u?

I went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. I asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg

How do you know that a man got married in West virginia? There is tobacco spit on both sides of the pickup,
Or, West Virginian dies and leaves all his money to his wife, BUT she cannot have it until she is 13.

i work in a coffee shop.

the other day i was making a woman's drink & she made a derogatory remark about bipolar people (along the lines of "my boss is so nuts, it's like he's bipolar, i really need the caffeine to deal with him today).

i already had regular shots pulled but as soon as she said that, i dumped the regular and pulled decaf instead.

that bitch.

i don't know if that's funny or not but to me it was.

Thanks everyone,made my day, xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A Christmas joke for you:
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each
Possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
Keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
And finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
"And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Christmas Season Begins......

#41 lol like it xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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