That ALL of those listed made PERFECT sense to me....
:)

...you split your wardrobe into "happy" clothes and "not-happy" clothes.

I love it and have thought pretty much all these things can be normal lol..I gave away every possession I owned.. wish it was a joke.. I did it smile..

OH..I have the "Happy" and "Non Happy " clothes too.....

I have the old housecoat that is my favorite thing to wear when and if 'it hits'.

You know you are bipolar if:

You hear your mouth saying, "Of course I can take care of five kids under the age of five for a day!"

When said kids have a discussion about you: "Aunt MK is clazy." "No, she is just like us." "Aunt MK, I am going to tell my teacher you are crazy." "Don't call my Aunt MK crazy, I did not see her do anything crazy."

Your red, polka dot, fuzzy, footie pj's ARE your favorite thing in your wardrobe.

You get up in the morning and put the dog food in the microwave, and the coffee on the floor.

Your dog shows a great concern for you. Enough to wake you up during nightmares.

You know every word to every Kid Rock song ever recorded. And you don't mind sharing.

The number 1 defining reason at the moment is: You find yourself onstage with the band, singing along, at a holiday celebration.

Sigh!!!!!

Freakin brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like the one about understanding the secrets of the universe.

how bout the one where the voices in your head tell you, you are god and you believe them. (hey they had a very good explanation for it that made sense at the time!)

hmm I've put jam on top of peanut butter but I've never tried putting it under. thanks for giving me something new to contemplate.

you know you are bipolar if you think you can define what any number divided zero times is even though no one else has been able to do it.

also you might be bi polar if you use every dish and then only wash one dish at a time when you need to use it. wait that was just being lazy

oh I got one how bout if you claim that you put every bag that can be found stuck in a tree there! that's right I'm responsible for every bag stuck in a tree every where on earth. I put them all up there as an elaborate trick to fool the world into believing the wind put them there. ha ha ha stupid world!

"oh I got one how bout if you claim that you put every bag that can be found stuck in a tree there! that's right I'm responsible for every bag stuck in a tree every where on earth. I put them all up there as an elaborate trick to fool the world into believing the wind put them there. ha ha ha stupid world! "

This one has me laughing out loud!!! I'm still giggling. That is something I would say.

Cooking is no longer an option. I always forget that I've got something going in the oven or on the stove.
And opening the microwave oven is always interesting -- I never know what I'm going to find in there.

Forget personal hygiene unless I have to leave the house.

I have all kind of doctor's appointments that I need to make, but the only one that I actually make a point of going to is my Pdoc.

it's a little weird calling some one else carla (my name is carla in real life) but I feel your pain on all those issue except the microwave because I don't own one. but if I did I'm sure it be the same there as well.

I didn't even realize that #3 was considered abnormal until my pdoc actually rolled her eyes at me the third time I showed in 6 months with a two inch stack of research and tried to convince her that I wasn't really Bipolar after all but had some obscure disease that mimics Bipolar.... My therapist however, actually reads the books I bring in for him. :)

Funny.

you wake up in alaska, having illegally crossed the border, with a skinned grey wolf-shaman mask on your head, and the idea that doomsday is right around the corner.
(see avatar-do not remember this picture being taken, or by who)