ummm I said bacon bits for responce #1??

Yay for menthol smokes, dew and sloths, reaches over and kisses mark on the cheek

LOL Andrea when I was still dancing at night and assistant manager of video store during day hair coloring went terribly wrong and needless to say head didnt exactly come out human color (which was requirement for day time job) oh manager who was born with tree branch up his ass had huge fit - I liked tho (was this awesome shade of silver with purple tips) and since he couldnt afford to let me go I won that one

Ok random thought time hmmm wonders if I will ever make a bed in my life time

sorry Mark- missed the bacon reference. But I'm surprised it didn't carry on. We love bacon here LOL
Raven- silver hair with purple tips- sounds awesome. You were a dancer? sounds like you've had an exciting life.
Random thought- I picked out my first two tattoos I'm having done. Cool tattoo parlor where my daughter and I got our piercings done. The people there are great
Andrea

Was dancer for 19 years - worked in various aspects of the adult entertainment industry on and off from 15 to actually still employed just have been off work since January..

Random thought - what if luggage had feet - not wheels but human feet would you have to clip theiir nails?

random thought at 1:45 in the am

Wonders if Hector the sloth would like to wear some clothes

And my last random thought before going to catch up on missed Desperate Housewives episodes

wonders here how many tarantulas get into the country when they ship bananas in

and will this post last on the front page til someone gets here to post their random thought - certainly hopes so

Wonders how many spiders crawled in my mouth while I slept

Wonders if I do an IV with dew in it I will stay awake today??

WOnders if Soss trust me enough to hook the IV up lol


Totally random one here . . . .does the food in our vegetable crispers have partys when the fridge door closes

Yes they do..I have seen it.

Wonders if somebody would let me drive their 18-wheeler today?

Um no answer to does that mean I can do the IV thing

We could steal 18 wheeler - Thelma and Louise blow one up but if you want want to drive one hell why not

Wonders if the partying vegetables sing and play instruments or just drink all the liquor

Oh and today was no expection to the panty thing..

OMFG funny story about my inside out panites..last night I went to church with my mom (BTW Raven God says HI) and I had a skirt no pantyhose..I got about half way up to my seat and my underwear start inching down my legs and they hit my knees..next thing I know they are at my calves..I sit down really quickly trying to figure out what do ..They were bright blue and green and people standing around would have seen those..so i am trying to inch them up at least to my thighs so I could hold them ther to get back to the bathroom..Yeah so much fun..thank god only a few people saw it and knew what was going on.

And as usual coffee is lost. . . LMFAO only you crack me the hell up


Yay God said hi love it when I get a response

Random thought - why am I smoking more cigs and less weed these days

Cause you have more ciggs and less weed??

Wonders if doctors really do put their pants on differently than the rest of us?

Got confused for sec and typed out what if ?

Hector let me put pants on him so wondering now if Jim and Bob would liet me put shirts on them ?


Who among us truly thinks I am insane - watches everyone raise their hand