I wanna come back as a paint..preferably purple

If I come back as a non purple lesbian dairy cow will you please paint me purple?

I so need to pick up this bedroom and get dressed - wonders if either one of these things have a chance in hell of happening today

mourns the loss of the gray bottoms as knows they were comfy

Of course I will paint you purple..then I will be attached to your forever..LMAO

Almost caught up to TG's Post..whohoo..

I am such a dork..just in case you didn't already know that.

*Does the Snoopy on crack dance*

LOL I have known that one for years darlin why do you think we get along so well together in the vegetable patch um it isnt like I dont have dork qualities myself

We arent only gonna catch his ass but pass it up

Still looking for the missing mood stabilizer tho have seriously given up on clean thong and jeans


I want dogs to fy and ducks to bark. . . Am I asking too much

i still maintain dogs should give birth to human babies

I am hungry

You and my severly fucked up child

I skipped dinner last night but did have 4 copcakes at 9

I have a migraine I still maintain we could eliminate them if you would only do brain surgery on the kitchen floor - I mean wtf if I die seriously what is the big deal

Cause I might pass out before I get to the good part..and what if you don't die??? Then what

I want some bacon

And for some reason I have this craving for Tacos too...

If I don't die take my more severly brain damaged ass out into the woods and let the wild boars have me for supper lmao - the children would be all for it

Bacon sounds so dam good right now - the topomax certainly has not killed my appetite for that one

My attempt at spelling correctly is done and over I give up

I think I will have to have a bacon cheeseburger at some point..too bad we are busy at work cause i need some food bad..wishes Wendy's delivered.

I want to live in Fish's time zone only so I can home now..but i want to come back to mine when it is time for him to go to work..do you think i could pull this off.

Oh damm my brain has totally gone over the edge with the latest random thought and yes it is one of those that is best left inside crazy ass brain or you will have me comitted for sure

Onward to can you pull off the timewarp thing to the UK and back. . .hell why not give it a try can't hurt

Wonders if youpay Wendys enough money (and how much that would actually be) if they can be conned into delivering. Money sometimes does wonders or so I am told

Wishes had pet gremlins shit we have pet fake sheep and sloth why not gremlins

What would we name gremlins?