Because they were babied by their mothers.

Grilled cheese and onion rings for breakfast . . . I like this fatening up thing quite well

Morning all

Hello Everybody! I am laying low today. They are on a firing kick at work right now. Not overly concerned for my job since I am the wearer of so many crowns right now but want to be sure.

I just got to have a chicken salad sandwich from my favorite place. I could only eat half of it cause it was huge, breakfast tomorrow.

Hope everyone has a good day!

you too soss

pops back in briefly son of a bitch its hot out. . . .

It is going to be hotter tomorrow.

I think I am really sick and it doesnt need to get any fuckiny hotter seriously here

Lets see I give birth to two children raise them - until the moment the 1st bad manic hits when Mel is 10 - all by my self even when their father is still in the fucking picture and as of this moment in time they are both the two bigget spoied brats this planet has ever known

Let me jump up and down for fucking joy here at this one

I swear to fucking God wth did I truly do to deserve this one ? Not sure which one of them is more evil and callous I do believe it is a tie . . . they have more of their father in them then I realized up until this very moment that I read Torys facebook response to me

Let the tears begin again

Off the board and back up the fucking tree I go

I went to Walgreens and bought the superest super ball ever. It is like 10 super balls melted onto one big one. LOL

And here she is folks the BIOTCH that will get the Queen of Dorkdom crown when I die without a doubt . . . . yes this ball she speaks of is amazing she also got my Happy Meal toy

I cut a nice gash in my thumb you should see the band aid on it lol its a homemade one :P

The bandaid is AWESOME and it is even signable..LOL

Its bigger than my original thumb by 1 1/2 I bet lol

But is not the coolest!?

It wi;; be even cooler after I sweet talk you into painting on it with nail polish . . . *gives puppy dog eyes*

LOL Don't tempt me.