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DATE FARTS

CUDAMAN
CUDAMAN
Date Farts:

.1. How many people farted on the first date and blew it all together?

2. How many dates is it safe before you let it rip?


3. Where you making out in the car and the squeaker came out not matter how hard you held youre butt cheeks together. How many people blew the date also Men and Women?

4. When you left the date for the evening and went to leave the car how many ripped one into the car as you were exiting the vehicle?

Youre welcome to ad to any and all these embarrassing situations.

This is your chance people to come clean with embarrassing situations in all the dates you had in your lifetime. We all know you have a lot of quilt to deal with here so heres your chance to really shine!

YOU CAN LOG ON NOW!

WWW.DATINGFARTS.COM
doorknob
doorknob
oh god forget about dating I embarrass any one I happen to be in public with. I fart loudly and proudly! I push em out as hard as I can! And then I just stand there and act like nothing happened. I just calmly go about my business. And it doesn't bother me no matter how many people are staring.

But one time I cracked one off in this chinese dollar store and it smelled so horrible! it stunk up 3 or 4 isles! Sam had to vacate the area and he made a big deal about it! LOL even I had to leave it was that bad!

And sam claims that he never farts. My sister confirms that.
deleted_user
deleted_user
I actually don't have that problem at all - everyone thinks I'm a freak because of it lol


Although apparently I only do it in my sleep..go figure..how sexy lol
Community LeaderSunCloudJD
SunCloudJD
do you know the average person farts 23 times a day... Quacked you sound about average to me.. Hail to Quacked!!!...Quacked is KIng of Gas!!!!... Long live the King!!!!
veryblue
veryblue
beer n beans ! haha
deleted_user
deleted_user
I just logged on and I have already farted 5x in this chair.
deleted_user
deleted_user
So is this the lactose intolerance group? Or perhaps the gluten intolerance support group?

You should not have all this gas if you would stopping drinking beert, eating processed foods, and milk products and gluten. I am on a gluten free diet, and not only do my farts not smell, I don't have any. I'm serious - fart free living.

The average North American diet is a guarantee of obnoxious farts in all the wrong places.

I never knew there was a fart epidemic. Someone notify the authorities... Call 911. Declare an emergency. This is serious!!!
LOL
deleted_user
deleted_user
If my new boyfriend cannot handle my farting problem, along with me having bipolar disorder, then I guess he cannot accept me for who I am.....

A FARTOLAR!!!!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Angela,


I have an ongoing pewy smelling farting problem. I eat a lot of oranges.... can oranges make you fart?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Aw the pussy fart ,lol during sex,lol
peeuee when 69 and wind exits as liken to streaching mouth pf on ballon & letting airr out of a ballon, in squrits,,lol
On tablee w feet in stirups & doc is seating at the end of table,lol
I don't think that I'v ever had the not so pleasent of hearing nor smell my formor wind.
we always got up/excused ourselves & left the rm to fart.
He had his bth rm & I had mine. both bth rm have fart fans,lol

Have u ever laughted so hard & long that u poop,lol

It is healthy & nessary to release gas.
just remember w/in 2 hrs after fart,.-poo follows.

At a club a woman on a date at bar - counter kept farting. when they got up to leave ,she messed her pantys. I gave her my sweater & a couuple of bar napkins.
Community LeaderSunCloudJD
SunCloudJD
pussy farts.. LMAO... now here is another topic... non stinky
deleted_user
deleted_user
My grandmother had the walking farts and I swear she didn't feel them because we would be in the store and every step she would fart and not say a word.... Excuse me please.............
CUDAMAN
CUDAMAN
Well I am glad I put this blog up here. Everybody is certainlly having a good time with this. Well I am glad I came over the fence from the break up section. You guys are freekin funny! I know where to put up my jokes now.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Trueblue - do they smell like oranges?

I wonder what flavor most of your farts smell like. I am I the only one fighting for a fart free life here?

Farting is not normal. We need to conquer this syndrome. This disease which is sweeping the bipolar community. Let's unite against Flatulence.

We could call ourselves the FART club?
Farts
Are
Really
Tough

Who wants to join?
deleted_user
deleted_user
http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

You gotta check this out!!!
veryblue
veryblue
a front fart is a quief ...
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