OK killed...looks like it's just us the BBQ Food Fest!
Can we have some ice cream too?

I'll bring the ice cream it's called "Death by Chocolate" but my mom can't ever get the name right and calls it "Murdered by Chocolate!!" It tickles me.

Hey guys, sorry I've been so MIA lately. I've just been really busy and then was sick for a while.

What's everyone been up to???

You're not allowed to be sick Joneszy!
I do hope you're feeling better though. Physical or Mental? Give me physical any day, it's so much easier to deal with!
Come and have some Squirrel....killed kitten bbq it! It's deelish!
I'm going to bring some Hagen Daz RUM RAISIN Ice cream. to die for!
Murdered by chocolate Nester! That is just PERFECT!!
Suicide by Cherry Garcia!

Well how was the brownies I made them with real ingredients. And the squirrel was ok (wish I knew want it really tastes like) who had what besides the desserts?

mffleffmmmmmmmmm..... I'm still eating the brownies.
Excellent kitten!!

(you ate a KITTEN??!!) *horrified*

or was it just a kitten-shaped Brownie? *whew*


I wonder how many collective calories have been gained over the last 3,713 comments?

Seriously; any math whizzes here? Want to relive the Entire thread and count the Total number of calories mentioned in the food, multiply the number of commenters by the number of Days then divide that into the total calories???

Oh no, wait. Never mind; someone just went behind my back and Stole the calculator :D

OMG Doorma - I thought the same thing. Excellent kitten. It's good on a stick and dipped in sweet sauce, too.

OMG (sadiegirl? Cover your eyes and ears please)


*taps foot* Gilded!! This is a Pet-Free restaurant thread, which Does Not mean you can't Bring them (that's okay, but please keep tarantulas and pythons on leashes at All time) but you certainly, Definitely Cannot

Eat them. :O


(What you do at Home is your Own business, but don't think I haven't copied-and-pasted that and made flyers to send to All your new neighbors)

(April Fools) (about the flyers and the neighbors)


:D

Math whzizes? Here? No, we're Beepers. You must be thinking of Savants.

math wizzes are people that pee on math papers for money (mostly loose change), so that the kids that didn't know how to Do their homework can take in the ikky wet paper and say "My Dog peed on it/spit it out", etc.

Math wheezes are noises that people make after the have finished a Particularly hard math exam.

Math Weizers is another name for Math Geezers, or really, really old mathematicians. (you know: "Math teachers never die, they just enter the Great Divide" - that kind of thing)


Yeah, that's kinda why I made up the 'stolen calculator' thing - most beepers who are "math whizzes" are probably locked up by now for Talking To In(di)visible Numbers


:D

Hahaha oh my gosh, you guys totally crack me up! And just putting this out there, I am not at all a math whizzer.

Dobes - It was physical. I got a really bad cold a few weeks back and couldn't talk for almost a week then was hacking up stuff for another week or so. I'm finally feeling a lot better and can talk and all that good stuff, just have a minor cough left.

Glad to hear you're feeling better, Joneszy!! That WAS a long cold (or flu?).

I've just baked some carrot cake with cream cheese frosting - it's so good!! I have to share it before I eat the whole thing!

LMAO you guys totally crack me up lol

I can eat the whole thing for you SpaceKat!! Carrot cake is my fave!!!

Door: I want your brain. It is delightful. So much humor, so little time.