So what is a girdle ROFL! Or do I not want to know? I just googled it and I am more confused.

Juice, she said griddle, not girdle! Lmao!

LMAO Juice, she didnt say GIRDLE, she said GRIDDLE. A griddle is like a large frying pan I guess. A girdle is a tight elastic undergarment women wear to suck in their extra stuff, lol. Are ya happy now?

where the f**k did I get girdle? this is what happens when you watch TV and surf the internet at the same time. I think I saw it on an infomercial.

weird, I feel really weird right now.

LOL. I ran out of Topomax a few days ago, maybe I should call in sick tomorrow.

Griddle, now we must have waffles.

My worst gifts ever- from 2nd ex-fianc
extra sm woo sweater - he knew I wore sm, and a stomach excercise machine. He thought I wad too fat. And that's when I wore small!!

What a jerk!!!

Thank you. He had me on dexatrim too!
I had a big butt , I will not lie....but I was hardly fat at the time!

Size 8 and 9/10 jeans. But he wanted size 3.

So if he had gotten you a griddle, you would have been complimented,

Women are so damn confusing aren't they.

I think he was really looking for a teanage boy!!! Lol

That's gross.

Proudmary, I would have bought you a huge diamond necklace!

Jenn, how long has your husband, been your husband....that is a common rookie mistake, though well-intentioned. Or, if the money is tight, and that's something "extra" you've been wanting, then that's different. But if you've been married a few years, and you're not living in a little house out on the prairie, then there's no excuse for it. That's just lame. A griddle, and a bread maker. Hmmmmm....Who did he have in mind, when he bought you those? Whatever you cook with those, are yours only, right? he can cook his own stuff (on some lame-ass crap you buy him for Valentine's day!) That should fix his wagon!!!

Juice either a griddle or a huge diamond necklace would have been better! Obviously the necklace is my 1st choice. But a griddle would have meant he didn't mind if I ate.
Just not a girdle!!

Yes juice, it is gross, to me a guy who likes "slim" girls means they want that straight figure with no hims or curves...and isn't that the figure of a young boy??

starfish thats funny, proudmarry thats lame the nerve of some guys
really....
see jenns i would have bursted into tears...and then started yeling and then tear up agin and then laugh and then yell and then cry and then laugh and then cry and then laugh and then cry and then laugh and then yell at the top of my lungs then the bottom of my lungs just to be thourough and that would have all been in the first 5 minutes after opening it.....

my sister in law got us new moon candy and a bag of popcorn wiht a 1$ sticker still on it....um im terrified of vampires and dispise that movie with a pasion but thats okay becasue we got her enchanting evening game ....and a 100 best dates on a low budgtet as gifts so i guess it evens out....

oh one time i got a clown for my birthday ....i have a phobia of clown dolls especially ones that moved...this one moved....