QuackedUp for a moment when I was reading your poem your avatar turned into Jesus.

okay now we need to work on making all these lovely euphemisms into adjectives so i will have snappy comebacks for when people ask me how my day went. Craptastic and craptabulous seem so blase now-lol!

i always liked poop-a-licious
turdriffic
craptacular

volcanic fecal geiser works for me.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....no consistencies, please! How about a DUMP? My kid says that all the time as in'Hey mom, the cats is taking a DUMP! I can't keep a straight face!

How about pootie?

rectal sprinkler system

I drop my kids off at the pool

Hey I wuz takin' a DUMP a wal ago, din they came a knock on the do',
It was one of my friends and he was talking' shit,
He said yo, this is fo sho yo thanks yo it,
But yo ain't cuz yo is a turd,
A piece o' poop, dookie, dook a nerd,
I'se gonna whup you I sayz ta myself,
I reached fo da exlax off da shelf
I sayz takez this and gits a new career
Cuz I 'm gonna knock da feces out yo rear....

****beat box*****

He sayz, yo bes kewl, I din' mean no crap,
I sayz takes dis ta da street and gives him a slap
We iz fightin' and da dung begin ta fly
Then hes throws a floater dat hit me in da eye,
When he weren't lookin' I'se throws a toosie roll
He's sayz hey, yo missed me cuz yo slow
Din' I wen' back in ta stack up a pile
He sayz yo I'se seez yo afta wile
I'se sayz yo until we meetz agin,
watch out fo da brown dogs cuz dis be da end.

Hey there's a Poop Thesaurus on line...talk about ppl having shit, I mean poop, time on their hands. :)

I leave the door open when I poop so I don't miss a minute of Will and Grace. Twilight or what?

Aliz, that was singlehandled the most hilarious rap verse I have ever heard.

Thanks, no shit!

Classic Gore B-movie

"I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle"



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HalD12wJ2_s

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097550/

shart... horrible...