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I find it amazing what goes into some warning labels these days.
To see what I mean, here are some really strange warning labels I've either seen or heard about. Feel free to add your own.
On a bottle of sleep aid: "May cause drowsiness." (Er....isn't that the point?)
On a set of Ginsu knives: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be.....?)
On a small tractor: "DANGER: Avoid Death." (Well, that would be a good thing to avoid.)
That last one was a winner of the Wacky Warning Label contest held annually by the Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, a group you can probably look up via search engine.
A famous one from a kid's costume: "Use of this outfit does not enable you to fly." (You mean I can't imitate Superman?)
On a dust mask, and a finalist for this year's Wackiest Warning Label from MLAW: "Does not supply oxygen." (Gee, I thought I could poke holes in it....)
Anyway, this is just to get you started. What other weird warning labels have you seen?
To see what I mean, here are some really strange warning labels I've either seen or heard about. Feel free to add your own.
On a bottle of sleep aid: "May cause drowsiness." (Er....isn't that the point?)
On a set of Ginsu knives: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be.....?)
On a small tractor: "DANGER: Avoid Death." (Well, that would be a good thing to avoid.)
That last one was a winner of the Wacky Warning Label contest held annually by the Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, a group you can probably look up via search engine.
A famous one from a kid's costume: "Use of this outfit does not enable you to fly." (You mean I can't imitate Superman?)
On a dust mask, and a finalist for this year's Wackiest Warning Label from MLAW: "Does not supply oxygen." (Gee, I thought I could poke holes in it....)
Anyway, this is just to get you started. What other weird warning labels have you seen?
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Toilet plunger-Caution: Do not use near power lines. (what power lines? There are power lines in my bathroom?)
Christmas lights-Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only. (where else would you use them??)
Floodlights-This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark (I would think so)
I like the shampoo labels that say WASH-RINSE Oh,,, THAT's what we are supposed to do with this!
(Was that one written for blondes?)
CAUTION RISK OF FIRE
2.) Swedish Chain Saw
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS
3.) Unknown Tampons
FINAL STEP "PULL UP UNDERWEAR"
On a bag of snack-size airline peanuts: "Directions: Open bag. Eat nuts." (We're talking brain surgery? Really?)
On a power drill: "This product not intended to be used as a dental drill." (Er...yeah, Mr. Lawyer, his drill was about five times the size of what it should have been....)
On a hairdryer: "Do not use while taking a shower." (Besides the risk of shock, wouldn't that defeat the purpose because your hair's....I don't know...still getting wet?)
On a mattress: "Warning: Do not attempt to swallow." (Know anyone with a 15-foot wide mouth? Didn't think so....)
Remove foil, and insert rectally every 6 hours.
ahem, but isn't removing the foil a GIVEN??? I asked the pharmacist, and he said, "You would be SHOCKED HOW MANY don't come to that conclusion!!"
This is a TRUE STORY!!!!
On a flushable toilet brush: "Do not use for personal hygiene." (I can't even come up with a comment for this one.)
;-)
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes. (You mean I should take my glasses off to clean them?)
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets. (I should hope so!)
Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances. (Can you give more details plz?)
Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping. (NO COMMENT!)
Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant
Use only on underarms. (Makes you wonder where some people are trying to put it....)
Zantac 75
Do not take if allergic to zantac. (No-brainer there)
Bic Lighter
Ignite lighter away from face. (How do they propose smokers light up?)
Fire Extinguisher:
Caution: Non-Flamable (I thought this would be a good thing...)
Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Fix-a-Flat
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe (The reason someone would even think about this is......)
Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Caution: Risk of fire (I thought that was the point!)
Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping. (Now I saw an episode of "My Strange Addiction" that showed a woman that did just this. I guess they have reason for putting this there...)
Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body. (Duh????????????????)