A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Sheep Humor

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What is a sheep's favorite fruit?
Baa-naa-naas!
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Sheep: Animals who make baaad jokes.

Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5001707
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Beaumont
What goes, "Baaa-baaa-ka-boom!"
A lamb-mine.

'Military Humor' is currently under construction...
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Beaumont
Why did the cop arrest the sheep?
For making a ewe-turn.

Law Enforcement Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5235262
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Mary Had A Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb
You've heard this tale before;
But did you know
She passed her plate
And had a little more?

-Author Unknown

Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111

Poetry Humor
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Mary's Dumb Lamb

Mary had a little lamb
'Twas awful dumb, it's true.
It followed her across the street
And now it's mutton stew.

-Author Unknown

Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072
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Mary Had A Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb,
You've heard this tale before -
But did you know
She passed her plate
And had a little more?

-Author Unknown

Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111
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Beaumont
Does steel wool come from steel sheep?

Housekeeping Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7718642
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Beaumont
And then there was the poor little shepherd boy who never knew for sure how many sheep he had in his flock because every time he tried to count them he fell fast asleep...zzz...

'Sleep And Dream Humor' is being planned...
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Beaumont
What do sheep do when they can't sleep?
They count people.

Animals Are People, Too!
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833457
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Beaumont
What do you call a sheep with no head or legs?
A cloud.

Weather Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8235233
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Beaumont
Said a sheep to her child, "My dear Ruth,
Such precipitate haste is uncouth.
When you come down a stair,
Use caution and care,
And restrain this wild impulse of youth."

-J. G. Francis

Precipitate: Impulsive, impetuous, sudden, hasty, hurried, rash, swift, rapid, headlong.

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752

'Parenting Humor' is now being planned...
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Beaumont
Skip: Did you know it takes three sheep to make one sweater?
Chip: I didn't even know they could knit.

Clothing And Accessories Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6455980
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Beaumont
Where does a sheep go for a haircut?
To a baa-baa shop.

Barber And Hairstylist Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7415117
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Beaumont
"What could be better than self-shearing sheep?" thought Australian scientists. They put genes into a sheep that made its wool drop out once it reached a certain length. It definitely saved on the shearing, but the poor bare sheep suffered from terrible sunburn. The moral of story: Don't mess with nature.

Science Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7943401
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Two sheep were quietly grazing in a field on a beautiful summer day in Ireland. After a few moments of munching away, one of the sheep raised her head and blurted out, "BAAA-AAA-AAA!" The other sheep raised her head, looked over, and said, That's just what I was going to say!"

Irish Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5577942