"Housekeeping ain't no joke."
-Louisa May Alcott: "Little Women" (1868)

She obviously never heard of A Laughter Club!

Book Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6682893
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2911081

"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over again."
-Joan Rivers

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267

Time Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6440761

Did you hear about the man who crossed a bale of straw with an octopus?
He got a broom with eight handles.

Farm And Ranch Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5055080

Marine Life Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5534658

Why did the carpenter put a fir tree in his living room?
He wanted to spruce up the place.

Carpenter Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5131150

Plant Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6852074

Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) was a writer and wit who led a very busy life. One day she was foolish enough to accept two baby alligators as a gift. She brought them home, ran a little water in the bathtub, and put them there until she could decide what to do with them. The next day, the cleaning woman came by while Parker was out. When Parker returned that evening, she found the house uncleaned and this note: "Dear Madam, I am leaving. I cannot work in a house with alligators. I would have told you this before, but I never thought the subject would come up."

Alligator And Crocodile Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7554247

Work Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3001191

An efficient homemaker is one who, after dinner, gives the children something to play with in the bathtub, namely, the dinner dishes!

'Parenting Humor' is now being planned.

"I've been thinking it over, I mean,"
Said a child to her girl-friend Irene,
"It's a shame and a crime,
After all this long time,
No one's built a bed-making machine."

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora who?
Dora-bell is broken, that's why I had to knock-knock.

Knock-Knock Jokes
1. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2834809
2. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3559435

"Always turn out your closet light. Otherwise, you'll get up some morning and find you can't start your closet."
-Charles Monroe Schulz (creator of the "Peanuts" cartoon series)

"Electrician Humor' and 'Auto Mechanic Humor' are under development.

"Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful."
-William Morris: "Hopes and Fears for Art" (1882)

Art Humor
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www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/

Wisdom
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3035567

"Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful."
-William Morris: "Hopes and Fears for Art" (1882)

Art Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7066588

Wisdom
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3035567

keep it going my friend
enjoyed greatley
love
sally

Laundry is loads of fun!
I got a new dishwasher today, I don't know how long she'll want the job. (or he'll want the job) :)
This summer I took my bed apart to wash it's inside, a little early spring cleaning.
I was standing on my bed, because I need a little spring in my step, for spring cleaning.
Cleanings a dirty job, but somebody's (me) really needs to start doing it.
I was washing windows.....trying to get rid of spyware and viruses. and ended up ruining my monitor screen with solvents. (the ending was a stretch) ;)
umm....here's an impression of a ceiling fan, "hey how bout them ceilings!"
Sorry, I'm just feelin goofie. I got kicked out of disneyland once for feelin goofie.

Those are too funny, Beaumont.

If you can't stand the smoke, get out of my kitchen!--quote by Martha Bolton, comedy writer for Bob Hope