A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the lion cross the road?
To get to the other pride.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To show he wasn't chicken.
Why did it take so long for the elephant to cross the road?
Because the chicken had trouble carrying him.
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because it was being chased by a pineapple.
To get to the other side.
Why did the lion cross the road?
To get to the other pride.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To show he wasn't chicken.
Why did it take so long for the elephant to cross the road?
Because the chicken had trouble carrying him.
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because it was being chased by a pineapple.
Roseanne: Urrrrrrp. What chicken?
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The ends of crossing the road justify whatever motive there was.
To see what the chicken was doing!
Have you read our 'Frog And Toad Humor'?
To see a man lay bricks.
To get to the other ride.
Get it...side, ride...oh, never mind! ;-)
To see what the chicken was doing!
Have you read 'Frog And Toad Humor'? Click on the green letter link here: www.dailystrength.org/groups/discussions/messages/4926716
To see what the chicken was doing!
Have you read 'Frog And Toad Humor'? Mouse-click on the green letter link here: www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4926716
To show the raccoon that it could be done.
I don't know, she hasn't gotten there yet.
Because the chicken owed it $5.
Money Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6778856
Because she was chasing after the chicken.
Alligator And Crocodile Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7554247
Because they're extinct, silly!
Dinosaur Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6424280
A: To get to the other ssssssside!
Snake Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5154494