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Road Crossing Humor

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Why did the lion cross the road?
To get to the other pride.

How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To show he wasn't chicken.

Why did it take so long for the elephant to cross the road?
Because the chicken had trouble carrying him.

Why did the banana cross the road?
Because it was being chased by a pineapple.
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Do you know any road-crossing jokes that you'd like to add to this humor discussion topic, even if you've already told them before?
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Did you hear about the two kangaroos who crossed the road?
They jumped into each other's pouches and were never seen again.

Kangaroo Humor
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Fun Fact: In the town of Quitman, Georgia, United States of America, chickens are actually prohibited by law from crossing the road.

Law And Lawyer Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/9564897
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Beaumont
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get its fodder.

Fodder: Food, especially dried hay or feed, for cattle and other livestock.

Cow Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7980193
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Beaumont
Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
To get to the secondhand shop.

Pirate Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/16255262
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Beaumont
Why did the frog cross the road?
To get an ice cold Croaka-Cola.

Frog And Toad Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4926716
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Beaumont
What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?
Catching the chickens as they crossed over.

Farm Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Philosopher Humor
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Beaumont
Why did the pigs cross the road with their laundry?
To do their hogwash.

Pig Humor
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Beaumont
Groucho Marx: Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs.

Groucho Marx Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12616863
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Beaumont
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
To get to the hopping mall.

Rabbit And Hare Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12547482
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Beaumont
Why did the snail cross the road?
I don't know, she hasn't gotten there yet.

Snail And Slug Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13866209
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Beaumont
Why did the goose cross the road?
Because the light was green.

Goose Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13778027
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't been invented yet.

Dinosaur Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6424280