A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Riddles

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: Why does the fireman wear red suspenders?
Answer: To keep his pants up!

Question: What goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?
Answer: An umbrella!

Question: What do you find in the middle of nowhere?
Answer: The letter "h"!

I know you've got some humorous remarks better than the above ones, so please, please, please, do share!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Hey, that's even better than "racecar," which can be written forwards and backwards to spell the same word! I think they're called "anagrams."
deleted_user
deleted_user
Q: what goes up, comes back down, then goes back up?
A: rain
mycat
mycat
why did the cow jump over the moon
the farmer hand cold hands
deleted_user
deleted_user
I think this would be a GOOD PLACE TO introduce a CAT's ASS TROPHY-- to be given to the person/persons who make us laugh when we need it--- instead of "hugs" or "flowers" etc or maybe for the person MOST prone to --catastrophy!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Why did the elephant paint her toe nails different colors?
So she could hide in the jelly bean bowl!

Have you ever seen an elephant in a jelly bean bowl?
WORKS--doesn't it???
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward?
Answer: An icicle!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What do you get when you cross a rubber band with a boomerang?
A snappy comeback! :-)
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
cute, beaumont...

DELIVERY MAN: "Maam, this package is marked C.O.D."
HOUSEWIFE: "Sounds fishy to me."
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Yup, COD seems fishy! ;-)

What has 100 legs but can't walk?
Fifty pairs of pants.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What has four legs and feathers?
A featherbed.
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
What do you find is the best dishwasher?

A man.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

They didn't want to wait forty years for a train or a hundred for a plane.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What's Irish and lives in the backyard?
Paddy O'Furniture. ;-)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What do you call a skinny hobo?
A tramp-o-lean. (trampoline)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
When the short fortune teller escaped from prison, what was the newspaper headline?
"Small Medium At Large!"