Question: What did the eye say to the ear?
Answer: Do you hear what I see, hear what I see, hear what I see?

Question: Why were 5 and 6 afraid of 7?
Answer: Because 7, 8, 9, and 10! (7 ate 9 and 10)

Question: How many months have 28 days?
Answer: All months have 28 days. (at least 28 days; some have more)

Question: What do you call people who shop at Walmart?
Answer: Walmartians!

Martians are from Mars; Walmartians are from Walmart.

Warning: Little green men from Mars are on their way to Earth again, and this time they're bringing their little green women with them!

Question: What gets wetter as it dries?
Answer: A towel!

Question: What has red spots, 18 legs, and catches flies?
Answer: A baseball team with the measles!

Cute,lol
Now some Biblical facts...
Who was the richest woman in the bible?
The Pharoah's daughter...she went to the bank and brought home a prophet

What was Ruth's husband before he met her?
Ruth-less

Who was the funniest man in the bible?
Sampson...He brought down the house

What was the reason that Adam told his children that they had to leave Eden? He said"Your mother ate us out of house and home!"

What did Moses take for a headache? Two tablets

Who was the begining of modern music?
David...He knew how to rock!

Question: If a man who earns his living by cutting down trees is called a lumberjack, what do you call a woman who earns her living by cutting down trees?
Answer: A lumberjill!
(Jack & Jill, a nursery rhyme)

Why did the little hummingbird have to stay ater school?
Because he didn't do his humwork.

Why did the exterminator examine his computer?
He heard there was a bug in it.

Why do golfers bring an extra pair of pants with them when they play golf?
In case they get a hole in one.

Why don't cannibals eat clonws?
Because they taste funny.

What's a good way to keep your house warm?
Put a coat of paint on it.

Question: What does a musician use to clean his teeth?
Answer: A toot-brush and a tuba toot-paste!

Q. Why is my 81 year old neighbor Mr Henry looking forward to the year 2020

A. He says everyone will have 20/20 vision again.... Hmmmmmm I would like to have 20/20 vision again...

Question: What is the longest word in the English language?
Answer: "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first and last letter!

"Antidisestblishmentarianism" is an alternate answer to this riddle.

Question: How is a flower like the letter 'A'?
Answer: A bee comes after it! ('B')

Question: What's black and white and read all over?
Answer: A newspaper!

(This one works best when said aloud, because the listener will think that when you say "read," you mean "red.")

Question: What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Answer: I don't know and I don't care.

What word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?




ANSWER; Noon