A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Customer: Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, without cream, please.
Waiter: Sorry, we're all out of cream. Would you like it without milk?
Customer: Waitress, this fish is bad.
Waitress: You're a bad fish. Bad, bad, bad!
Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my stew!
Waiter: They don't care what they eat, do they?
Costomer: Waitress, there's a bee in my soup!
Waitress: Yes, sir, it's the fly's day off.
What's egomanical, dresses in a funny costume, and works in a restaurant?
Darth Waiter.
John: The service at that restaurant is so slow -
Joan: How slow is it?
John: I once ordered a poached egg on toast, and by the time it got to the table, it was a chicken sandwich.
Do you know any restaurant jokes? How about funny personal experiences you'd like to share?
Waiter: Sorry, we're all out of cream. Would you like it without milk?
Customer: Waitress, this fish is bad.
Waitress: You're a bad fish. Bad, bad, bad!
Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my stew!
Waiter: They don't care what they eat, do they?
Costomer: Waitress, there's a bee in my soup!
Waitress: Yes, sir, it's the fly's day off.
What's egomanical, dresses in a funny costume, and works in a restaurant?
Darth Waiter.
John: The service at that restaurant is so slow -
Joan: How slow is it?
John: I once ordered a poached egg on toast, and by the time it got to the table, it was a chicken sandwich.
Do you know any restaurant jokes? How about funny personal experiences you'd like to share?
Waiter: It appears he's learning to read, sir.
Waiter: No, ma'am, that's our last customer, after our evil witch chef cast a magic spell on her.
Have you read 'Monsters And Other Fictional Folks'? Click on the green letter link here: www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3037004
Waitress: Yes, sir, and if you'll push over that pea, he'll play water polo.
Customer: Well, I looked and looked, and there it was, hiding under a French fry.
Waiter: Well, you've certainly come to the right place.
Server: I'm sorry, madam. I'll call our branch manager.
Waitress: That's nothing - wait until you see what's in your fortune cookie.
Have you read 'Food Humor'? Click here: www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111
Waitress: Isn't it quite remarkable that I could even carry it to the table?
Hippopotamus Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5483908
A man went to a restaurant and ordered a steak with baked potato.
About halfway through dinner he called the waitress over and said,
"Ma'am, this potato is bad."
She nodded, picked up the potato, and smacked it. Then she put it
back on his plate and said, "Sir, if that potato causes any more
trouble, you just let me know."
Drive-through order-taker: "Would you like cheese on that sir?"
(Don't laugh - it actually happened to my husband!!!)
Waiter: Yes, sir.
Customer: Then hop to the kitchen and get me a sandwhich.
Frog And Toad Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4926716
Waiter: Yes, sir.
Customer: Then hop to the kitchen and get me a sandwich.
Frog And Toad Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4926716
Waiter: No, sir.
Customer: Well, you ought to go. You’d enjoy seeing the turtles go whizzing by.
Zoo Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7570343
Waiter: Tounge sandwich
Customer: That's disgusting,I can't eat something that came out of a mouth, so give me an egg sandwich.