A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Teacher: What's your favorite wild animal?
Student: The hippopotamus.
Teacher: Good, please spell it.
Student: I've changed my mind. My favorite wild animal is the zebra.
Hickory dickory dock,
The hippo ran up the clock -
The clock collapsed!
What always follows a hippopotamus?
Its tail.
How do you make a hippopotamus stew?
Keeping it waiting for five or six hours.
Lars: What's the difference between a hippo?
Kel: Between a hippo and what?
Lars: I'm not giving any hints.
All I want for Christmas is a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus...All I want for Christmas is...Oh, is it too early to start asking?
Student: The hippopotamus.
Teacher: Good, please spell it.
Student: I've changed my mind. My favorite wild animal is the zebra.
Hickory dickory dock,
The hippo ran up the clock -
The clock collapsed!
What always follows a hippopotamus?
Its tail.
How do you make a hippopotamus stew?
Keeping it waiting for five or six hours.
Lars: What's the difference between a hippo?
Kel: Between a hippo and what?
Lars: I'm not giving any hints.
All I want for Christmas is a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus...All I want for Christmas is...Oh, is it too early to start asking?
Waitress: Yes, ma'am, we're sorry. You were probably expecting a fly.
Customer: Waiter, there seems to be a hippopotamus in my soup.
Waiter: Isn't it quite remarkable that I could even carry it to the table?
You can play catch with an orange.
A happy-potamus!
Have you ever tried to peel a hippopotamus?
A hoppapotamus.
The huge hippopotamus hasn't a hair
on the back of his wrinkly hide;
he carries the bulk of his prominent hulk
rather loosely assembled inside.
The huge hippopotamus lives without care
at a slow philosophical pace,
as he wades in the mud with a thump and a thud
and a permanent grin on his face.
-Jack Prelutsky
Waitress: Yes, ma'am. We're sorry. You were probably expecting a fly.
Restaurant Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5483908
Waitress: Yes, ma'am. We're sorry. You were probably expecting a fly.
Restaurant Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5210654
Waitress: Yes, ma'am. We're sorry. You were probably expecting a fly.
Restaurant Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5210654
Bug Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5079017
A hippopotamus
And weigh a ton
From top to bottamus.
-Michael Flanders
What fun to be
A hippopotamus
And weigh a ton
From top to bottamus.
-Michael Flanders
More 'Poetry Humor' can be found by clicking below:
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072
If you know any hippo humor, please share it with the rest of us - we could use a good laugh!
A hippo in distress.
Plant Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6852074
The old man says, Well , about 10 years ago he calle me a Hipopotamus.
The judge why are you just now killing your best friend 10 years later
Well says the old man, I just found out what a hippopotamus looked like the day before I killed him.
The hippo should watch her weight.
It's not healthy to be fat.
But who would ever have the nerve
To tell a hippo that?
-Author Unknown
Diet And Exercise Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6729090