A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Customer: Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, without cream, please.
Waiter: Sorry, we're all out of cream. Would you like it without milk?
Customer: Waitress, this fish is bad.
Waitress: You're a bad fish. Bad, bad, bad!
Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my stew!
Waiter: They don't care what they eat, do they?
Costomer: Waitress, there's a bee in my soup!
Waitress: Yes, sir, it's the fly's day off.
What's egomanical, dresses in a funny costume, and works in a restaurant?
Darth Waiter.
John: The service at that restaurant is so slow -
Joan: How slow is it?
John: I once ordered a poached egg on toast, and by the time it got to the table, it was a chicken sandwich.
Do you know any restaurant jokes? How about funny personal experiences you'd like to share?
Waiter: Sorry, we're all out of cream. Would you like it without milk?
Customer: Waitress, this fish is bad.
Waitress: You're a bad fish. Bad, bad, bad!
Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my stew!
Waiter: They don't care what they eat, do they?
Costomer: Waitress, there's a bee in my soup!
Waitress: Yes, sir, it's the fly's day off.
What's egomanical, dresses in a funny costume, and works in a restaurant?
Darth Waiter.
John: The service at that restaurant is so slow -
Joan: How slow is it?
John: I once ordered a poached egg on toast, and by the time it got to the table, it was a chicken sandwich.
Do you know any restaurant jokes? How about funny personal experiences you'd like to share?
Waiter: Yes, ma'am, we serve everybody.
Jo: Because that's just what the doctor ordered.
Waiter: Looks like it's learning to swim, sir.
No, sir; I've always walked like this.
Waiter: I'm sorry - would you like me to bring you a bigger one?
Waitress: Yes, ma'am, there's no extra charge.
Waitress: Please don't shout, ma'am, or everybody will want one.
Waiter: How about a crocodile sandwich, ma'am?
Waiter: Well, I didn't want it to fall on the floor again, sir.
Short-Order Cook: Okay - poof, you're a hamburger!
Short-Order Cook: Fine - poof, you're a cheeseburger!