A Laughter Club Community Group
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Jokes to tell people when they're eating pickles...
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Birthday Humor
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A sour pickle.
A fickle pickle.
A pickle with the hiccups.
Tell it elephant jokes.
Elephant Humor
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A thundering herd of pickles!
Santapickle.
Christmas Humor
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King Kong Pickle.
King Kong Humor
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They're well bread.
Food Humor
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A: A pickle, but you have to throw it real hard!
A. Woody Wood Pickle!
Bird Humor
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A. They’re pickle-ish!
Pickles: Fruit or Vegetable? Actually, they are both, according to the U.S. Supreme Court. Because they have seeds, pickles are technically a “fruit of the vine”. However, because they are made from cucumbers, they are generally known as a vegetable.
26 billion pickles are packed each year in the U.S. That’s about nine pounds of pickles per person.
According to pickle industry research, the average American prefers 7 'warts' per square inch, while Europeans prefer pickles with no 'warts.' A pickles crunch should be audible from 10 paces away.
More than half the cucumbers grown in the U.S. are made into pickles.
Amerigo Vespucci, for whom America is named, was a pickle merchant before becoming an explorer.
Heinz was a marketing and advertising pioneer. His company had the largest commercial exhibit at the 1893 Chicago World's Fair, and in 1900 erected the first electric sign in New York, a 40 foot pickle!
Supposedly originating in the Mississippi Delta, the popularity of Kool-Aid Pickles is spreading. You can find them in red, yellow, orange.... all the colors of Kool-Aid, and kids love them. Just make double strength Kool-Aid, add sugar and pickles (cut lengthwise) and let it sit for a week in the fridge.
Any food can be pickled, but a "pickle" used as a noun refers to a pickled cucumber. There are pickled vegetables of all types, as well as various pickled fish, etc.
A daffy-dill.
Mental Health And Psychiatry Humor
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