A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Beaumont 12/29/2010

Close your eyes, make a wish, and blow out the candles on the birthday cake!

Beaumont 12/29/2010

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon my friend a birthday cake!

Knock-Knock Jokes
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2834809

Beaumont 12/29/2010

Dave: I want to buy my girlfriend a birthday present. What do you think she would like?
Wendy: Does she like you?
Dave: Yes, I'm positive she likes me.
Wendy: Well, then, if she likes you, she'll like anything.

Love Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7787597

Beaumont 12/29/2010

What do you give a person who already has everything?
Try one of the following:
-penicillin
-a burglar alarm
-a calendar that shows when their payments are due
-someplace to put it all
-a free membership in A Laughter Club

Beaumont 12/29/2010

Rudy: What's your birthday?
Ruby: June 8th.
Rudy: What year?
Ruby: Every year!

Beaumont 12/29/2010

Rudy: What's your birthday?
Ruby: June 8th.
Rudy: What year?
Ruby: Every year!

Beaumont 12/29/2010

There was a young person named Smarty
Who sent out his cards for a party;
So exclusive and few
Were the friends that he knew
That no one was present but Smarty.

-Author Unknown

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752

Beaumont 12/29/2010

Seth had been promised a special surprise for his birthday, and that's just what he got. He stared in awe at the full-grown Saint Bernard that stood in the center of his living room. The little boy inched up to the dog, walked slowly around it, and looked up into its big, brown eyes. Then he turned to his father and asked, "Is he for me, or am I for him?"

Dog Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4213707

Beaumont 12/29/2010

My brother was sort of odd. I remember once on his birthday he fell down a dry well, so we lowered his birthday cake to him. He didn't even tug on the rope to say thanks.

Family And Home Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/9302132

Beaumont 12/29/2010

Samuel: Here's a present for you.
Samantha: Oh, I think it's wonderful - it's just what I need - isn't it grand?
Samuel: Well, I'm glad you like it.
Samantha: Yes...but tell me...what is it?

Miscellaneous Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8390874

Beaumont 12/29/2010

Birthday Wish

When I turned eight I made a wish
I thought was really great.
I wished my birthday came each week -
a year's too long to wait.

Be careful when you make a wish,
it may indeed come true.
Although I'm just in second grade
I'm almost forty-two!

-Diane ZuHone Shore

Aging And Maturing Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10355417

Beaumont 12/29/2010

"To him it was not the gift that mattered, but the giver."

-Walter de la Mare: "Tales Told Again" (1927), 'The Turnip'

Book Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6682893

Beaumont 12/29/2010

Husband to wife: "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"

Marriage Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8493782

jeanne36roses 01/02/2011

Those are funny, Beaumont

Carolin57 01/02/2011

A friend bought me a book called The History of Glue

I couldn't put it down.

Boom boom.

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