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Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned.

Q: Have you ever seen a Duchess?
A: Yes--it's the same as an English "s".

Q: When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?
A: Rust in peace!

Q: What did the dragon say when he saw St. George?
A: Oh no! Not more tinned food!

Q: How do you send a message in the forest?
A: By moss code.

Q: What do you call a mosquito in a tin suit?
A: A bite in shining armour.

Q: There are many castles in the world, but who is strong enough to move one?
A: Any chess player

Q. What king of medieval England was famous because he spent so many nights at his Round Table writing books?
A. King Author!

Q: How do you find a princess?
A: You follow the foot prince.

Q: Why did Arthur have a round table?
A: So no one could corner him!

Thanks, BahamaSun! :-)

Medieval: Partly bad.

Daffynition And Definition Humor
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In the days of King Arthur, a knight
Was bragging of how he could fight.
But while he was braggin'
There entered a dragon -
That put him in unknightly flight.

-Author Unknown

Limerick Humor
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A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting.

“How are we faring?” asks the king.

“Sire,” replies the knight, “I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west.”

“What?!” shrieks the king. “I don’t have any enemies to the west!”

“Oh!” exclaimed the embarassed knight. “Well, you do now . . .”

Military Humor
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Dark Ages: Knight time.

Daffynition And Definition Humor
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What did King Arthur listen to every evening at six?
The knightly news.

News Humor
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