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Math Problems (Funny 1's)

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Two triangles were speeding along a line when they suddenly collided, resulting in a wreck-tangle! (rectangle)

Question: Do you know what is special about the number 8,549,176,320?
Answer: It contains the digits zero through nine in alphabetical order!

Teacher: Which has more legs, a horse or no horse?
Student: No horse, because a horse has four legs, but no horse has five!

Please feel free to add your math humor and puzzlers here. : - )
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
My friend Albert the butcher wears a size 13 shoe, is six feet tall, and wears a 42-long suit. What does he weigh?

Well, since he's a butcher, he weighs meat.
PenguinPeru
PenguinPeru
Question: What is the sum of K4 and K5??
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Canine?
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What is 2-um plus 2-um?
PenguinPeru
PenguinPeru
Beaumont: :)

Fourum.
PenguinPeru
PenguinPeru
What do you get if you multiply V4 and V2?
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
How is the equation '2 + 2 = 5' similar to your left foot?
It's not right!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
In statistics, the plural of 'anecdote' is 'data.' Suddenly, anecdotal evidence has legitimacy!
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
penguin, I believe your answer would be v6.
very funny Beaumont.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Q: If it takes 13 men 11 days to dig a hole, how long will it take 7 men to dig half a hole?
A: There is no such thing as half a hole.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Q: How many feet would you have if you added an eight-foot snake to a six-foot snake?
A: None - snakes don't have feet!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Thank you for contributing to 'Math Problems (Funny 1's)': Jeanne36Roses, PenguinPeru, 050306, EmbroideryFan, Dzinfizz, and Brokenshoulder!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Teacher: If I give you three rabbits, and then I give you two rabbits, how many rabbits will you have?
Student: Six?
Teacher: Six?
Student: Yes, I've got one already.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What did the circle say to the triangle?
"I'll be around if you need me!"
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Problem: On your way to Clown College, you count twenty houses on your right, and on your way home you count twenty houses on your left. How many houses have you counted in total?

Answer: Twenty.

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