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Math Problems (Funny 1's)

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Two triangles were speeding along a line when they suddenly collided, resulting in a wreck-tangle! (rectangle)

Question: Do you know what is special about the number 8,549,176,320?
Answer: It contains the digits zero through nine in alphabetical order!

Teacher: Which has more legs, a horse or no horse?
Student: No horse, because a horse has four legs, but no horse has five!

Please feel free to add your math humor and puzzlers here. : - )
deleted_user
deleted_user
now i know why 666 is such an "evil" number--
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
If you add up the first six counting units of the Roman numeral system, the total is 666. I = 1, V = 5, X = 10, L=50, C=100, and D=500; 1 + 5 + 1 0 + 50 + 100 + 500 = 666.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Mother: How did you do at school today?
Son: We had a guessing game.
Mother: But I thought you were having a math exam?
Son: That's right...
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
If a carpenter receives one dollar for sawing a board into two pieces, how much should he receive for sawing a board into four pieces? Three dollars, because it takes only three saw cuts!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why did the math book go see the school counselor?
Because it had a lot of problems.
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
If I take two apples out of a basket containing six apples, how many apples do I have?

two apples

How much will a 38 degree angle measure when observed under a microscope that magnifies ten times?

It will still be 38 degrees.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
If you had six oranges in one hand and seven oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Really big hands!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Math Problem: If a hole measures 17 feet wide by 15 feet long by 35 feet deep, how much dirt would be in it?
Solution: None - a hole is empty!
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
Very good one, Beaumont.
BrokenShoulder
BrokenShoulder
There are only 3 types of people: those who can count and those who can't.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Remember, if you ever get into a difficult situation, you can always count on your fingers and toes! ;-)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt."
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Teacher: What's half of eight?
Student: Up and down, or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: Up and down, it's 3, and across, it's zero.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Teacher: Does anyone know who invented fractions?
Student: Henry the 1/8th?
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Emily: What is 5Q plus 5Q?
Valorie: 10Q
Emily: You're welcome!