"The difference between truth and fiction is that fiction has to make sense."
-Mark Twain

"Man is the only animal that blushes - or ought to."
-Mark Twain

Animals Are People, Too!
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“Drag your thoughts away from your troubles . . . by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. It’s the healthiest thing a body can do.”

-Mark Twain

Adversity And Perseverance Humor
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"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat."

-Mark Twain

Cat Humor
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If Samuel Louis Clemens had cloned himself, we would have had identical Twains.

('Mark Twain' is the pen name of Samuel Langhorne Clemens)

Science Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7943401

Question: What was Samuel Langhorne Clemens's pen name?
Answer: He never had a name for his pen.

Name Humor
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Mark Twain was a noteworthy male
Whose narratives sparkle like ale;
And this Prince of the Grin
Who once authored Huck Finn
Can still hold the world by the tale.

-Author Unknown

Limerick Humor
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Mark Twain tells the story of trying to get rid of a wreck of an old umbrella. First he threw it in the ash can, but someone recognized it as his and returned it. Then he dropped it down a deep well, but someone repairing the well saw the umbrella and returned it. He tried several other methods, but always the umbrellas came back. "Finally," says Twain, "I lent it to a friend, and I never saw it again."

Friendship Humor
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"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"

-Mark Twain

Mail And Post Office Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12407215

"Man is the only animal that blushes - or ought to."

-Mark Twain

Animal Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/14707260