Mark Twain was not very particulat about how he dressed, and he was frequently criticized by his wife for visiting people without wearing a collar and tie. One day, after Twain had returned from a neighbor's, his spouse was particularly annoyed by his informal dress. Twain marched upstairs, wrapped a collar and tie in a neat package, and had a local boy deliver it to the neighbor's house, with this note attached: I visited you without a collar or tie for approximately a half-hour. The missing articles are enclosed. Will you kindly gaze at them for a half-hour to appease my wife, then return them to me.

Clothing And Accessories Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6455980

'Marriage Humor' is now under development...

"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat."
-Mark Twain

Cat Humor (Partial List)
1. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4213750
2. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4216028
3. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4319383
4. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4360939
5. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4413363

"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
-Mark Twain

Mark Twain was not very particular about how he dressed, and he was frequently criticized by his wife for visiting people without wearing a collar and tie. One day, after Twain had returned from a neighbor's house, his spouse was particularly annoyed by his informal dress. Twain marched upstairs, wrapped a collar and tie in a neat package, and had a local boy deliver it to the neighbor's house, with this note attached: I visited you without a collar or tie for approximately a half-hour. The missing articles are enclosed. Will you kindly gaze at them for a half-hour to appease my wife, then return them to me.

Clothing And Accessories Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6455980

"Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough."
-Mark Twain

Law Enforcement Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5236262

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough."
-Mark Twain

Law Enforcement Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5235262

If Samuel Louis Clemens had cloned himself, we would have had identical Twains.

('Mark Twain' was the pen name of Samuel Louis Clemens)

Weird Science
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2873111

What was Samuel Louis Clemens's pen name?
He never had a name for his pen.

'Name Humor' is being developed now...

Mark Twain was a noteworthy male
Whose narratives sparkle like ale;
And this Prince of the Grin
Who once authored Huck Finn
Can still hold the world by the tale.
-Author Unknown

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752

"I was sad to see my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead. Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I am not feeling very well myself."
-Mark Twain (Samuel Louis Clemens)

Book Humor
1. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6682893
2. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2911081

Mark Twain tells the story of trying to get rid of a wreck of an old umbrella. First he threw it in the ash can, but someone recognized it as his and returned it. Then he dropped it down a deep well, but someone repairing the well saw the umbrella and returned it. He tried several other methods, but always the umbrellas came back. "Finally," says Twain, "I lent it to a friend, and I never saw it again."

'Friendship Humor' is under development...

A visitor to Mark Twain's home commented on the abundance of books, and the rather limited accommodations for them. "Yes," agreed Twain, a bit wistfully, "yes, but it's so difficult to get friends to loan you shelves."

Housekeeping Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7718642

We'd be pleased to read your Mark Twain humor. Please share. Thank you! : - )

"Fleas can be taught nearly everything a congressman can."
-Mark Twain

Bug Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5079017

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
-Mark Twain

'Mail And Post Office Humor' is being planned.